If you could "delete" one person...

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asinann

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I think I'd delete Adam. You know, the biblical first man. Delete him while he still had all his ribs.
 

Freeze_L

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Ironman126 said:
katsumoto03 said:
Clever.

OP: I'd delete my friend's super-***** of a girlfriend.
Really? that seems like a wasted delete...

maybe the assistant principal, if i have to hear 1 more rant i will stab someone. Would it kill her to WRITE DOWN WHAT SHE IS GOING TO SAY!
 

The Seldom Seen Kid

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My ex.

Does this thing delete memories as well?

Oh, and am I the only one who can do this, and do I only get one shot? I think my ex isn't the best option, in that case.
 

qwertyzxy27

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TGBA said:
katsumoto03 said:
I agree

I would delete Glen Beck, he gives Republicans a bad name (I'm not a republican, don't flame me)
wouldnt he give libertarians a bad name seeingas how he isnt a republican? i like Beck D:

OT: i would delete Christopher Columbus o_O perhaps the world would still be "flat without him
 

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mjc0961 said:
I can't decide between Rihanna, Taylor Swift, or that woman from Sugarland. Are you sure I can't have three deletes? My ears and brain cells could really use the break from their awful voices and stupid lyrics.

Jezzascmezza said:
Hitler I guess.
He is probably one of the most evil human beings to ever live, so I guess getting rid of him would be a good thing.
Einstein already tried that... Not a great idea. First comes Stalin trying to take over Europe, and then later the USA gets invaded by bomb dropping blimps among other things. And then after that, the tables get turned on Einstein as he gets deleted himself and then not only do have have the previously mentioned bomb dropping blimps to deal with, the Japanese show up with a insane psychic schoolgirl.

As evil as he was, probably best to leave Hitler alone.
True, I read if you try to get rid of an evil, History will come back iwth a "FUCK YOU" bigger evil.
 

Blatherscythe

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Fred Phelps, I'll "delete" him by using a time machine to travel back to the time he was in his mothers womb. I'd take my coat hanger and tell the ***** to bend over, and then surgically remove the cancerous growth in her body known to all as Fred Phelps.
 

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FallenTraveler said:
George W. God-damned-Bush

I hate that guy.
Don't misunderestimate him, if he can dodge shoes a scarce few milimeters from his face he may be able to avoid a giant eraser thing.
 

Timzilla

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The Mother of the Kardashins. That way, I'm not going to fuck up the time line, Because they don't do shit anyway.
 

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Jezzascmezza said:
Hitler I guess.
He is probably one of the most evil human beings to ever live, so I guess getting rid of him would be a good thing.
But when we take away the evil we lose sight of what makes us good. Think about it. If Hitler never existed, people might not ever have fully realized how bad racism was. World War 2 wouldn't have happened, and half the world would still be stuck in The Depression.
 

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Deshara said:
Eh, I know it will encite a flamewar, but, Jesus, or whoever was responsible for the idea of him. A thousand or so years of dark ages, erased? I'd like to see how that would have turned out.
Funny. First off, it was proven that he was a real person.

Second, if Christianity didn't come into play, we'd be seeing a lot more along the lines of a many different Holocausts. The religion brought together many nations, despite the crimes.

Love it or hate it, our world would be a much darker place without Christianity.

OT: I think I'd have to say...
TheLiham said:
Can I be a selfish prick and say my ex-girlfriend? -.-

because she's a evil cheating *****
This guys ex-girlfriend, because at the moment I hate women, but not enough to delete anyone I know from the world.

And seeing how she's a cheating ***** and I don't really know her, it seems fine.