If you could die in any way, what would it be?

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ElephantGuts

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dukethepcdr post=18.73209.790842 said:
Personally, I'd prefer to die in my sleep and not wake up during the process of whatever killed me. That way, I'd go from whatever dream I was having straight into Heaven. That would be cool.
Heaven? Ha.
Also:

Hey Joe post=18.73209.791083 said:
snoo snoo?
Futurama, FTW!!!! I love that fukin show.[/quote]

If you love the show why did you describe it with the word "fuck"? And mispelled no less.
 

k3v1n

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getting my balls eaten by a yorkshire terrier and, while bleeding out beating the shit out of a random Bonehead(and by that I mean a skinhead)
 

The Abemaster

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Finish playing "Soldiers of the Wasteland" by dragonforce,by myself, flawless, at a live concert, while eating every candy/pastrey/gum ever invented and answer the meaning of life.

(obviously impossible so hopefully I'll never die...)
 

ThaBenMan

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In one of these [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazen_Bull].

Just kidding, that would be horrible, although pretty Metal.
 

Limos

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I want to die in the explosion caused by my doomsday device, the Killamajig. It kills everything, everywhere.

First though I'll need to work on inventing the Killamajig.

Really as long as my death involves the word killamajig I'm content.
 

The Abemaster

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ThaBenMan post=18.73209.793186 said:
In one of these [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazen_Bull].

Just kidding, that would be horrible, although pretty Metal.
if you end up reading this, it is dreadfully horrible
 

Reaperman Wompa

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Jump off a space ship, diving into satan, burying a sword in him (or her, who really knows) and crashing back to earth meteor like with my sword still buried in satans chest, saving humanity.
 

Iron Mal

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I can think of 4:

1. Being overrun by zombies (the survivors who did escape didn't actually see me die though so I may still be out there just waiting for the sequal).

2. Instant death of any form, whether that be: being torn limb from limb, vaporised, reduced to ashes, melted, squished, blown into a million pieces, expanded until I explode (with a 'ding' noise before the blast) or in any other suitably graphic fashion.

3. Pulled through the floor by aliens and shouting abuse at them while my buddies escape the slaughter (Hudson style)...if you're gonna die, die with yhour boots on while screaming the word 'motherf**ker!' over and over again.

4. I'll jump on the sex exhaustion/snoo snoo bandwagon too.
 

The Abemaster

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Maybe Wrestling a giant mud crab or octopus. shoot myself with a sword. stab myself with a camera phone. choke on humidity. spontaniously combust.
 

Cheesus333

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I'd like to be impaled by a thousand knives, lit on fire, covered in scorpions, mauled by tigers and then pushed under a tank. Indescribably painful, but fucking epic!

That, or spontaneous combustion immediately after curing cancer. God, that's just unbelievably unfortunate.
 

Duskwaith

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Impaleing myself on my enemies blade then dragging both our asses of a high object taking him down with me.

Pass away in my sleep would be nice or saving someone.
 

rocknout89

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ummm...wow that's kinda crazy...but if i could choose, I'd like to pass away fighting in a war or something.
 

Bagaloo

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Random argument man post=18.73209.793823 said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQb3Fx8KydQ&feature=related

This way.
Ok...ouch?
I don't think burning alive would be a very nice way to go.
And I know its a fictional film bla blablity bla, but there would be much, much more face/skin/eyes EVERYTHING melting. Which doesn't sound nice.
 

CasualZombie

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WHOA I totally forgot 1.
in the film "X: 1999" this guy finishes a sentance with "...FOR THAT I WOULD FIGHT! FOR THAT I WOULD DIE!!" just as he rams him and his opponent off of a skyscraper and straight through a raised road.
I apologise in advance for anyone whom has to find another route instead of the road if I do this...
 

AuntyEthel

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Ivoryagent post=18.73209.788659 said:
Crucifixion, as always.
As long as you're singing Don't Worry be Happy.

I'd say an Acid and MDMA fuelled rampage through a hot girl from every country in the world. Call me sexist, but hey, at least I'm not a liar.

BTW, my ex asked me how I'd like to die, and that answer ended our relationship.
 

Evilbunny

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Simski post=18.73209.787947 said:
Shot in the head, seeing as it seems to me to be the quickest and therefor painless way.
Preferably this would be done to me while doing my friend's girlfriend.
Not that I have any interest in her, I'd hope that seeing me get killed while still inside her would traumatize her.
I really dislike her, and I don't trust that my friend care for me.
I want to see him as miserable as he makes me feel.
O___o

This is one of the more disturbing posts I've read on this forum.