If you could die in any way, what would it be?

[Bored Tomatoe]

If I could know exactly when I was going to die, then I would schedule a skydiving trip that day, and one minute before I was going to die, I would jump out of the plane with no parachute, firing two Mp5s wildly into the air. Then I would die before I hit the ground....

 

[alloneword]

Death by sexual exhaustion

 

[Bocaj2000]

I want to die in a swordfight against the horsmen of the appocolypse. They laugh until i kill one with a cheapshot. Then, in the middle of an epic fight, I stab another through the chest. Before I pull my sword out, my throat gets cut.

That's the only way to go.

EDIT:

Death by sexual exhaustion

that would be nice too... =D

 

[fulano]

Being right in the middle of the ground zero of a nuke going off. I'd be vaporized so fast that my brain wouldn't even be able to process pain.

 

[Jobz]

The only way to go is chilling out with a few good friends, good food and some ice cold alcoholic beverages while we watch the mushroom cloud rise in the distance and wait to be consumed by superheated winds and powerful explosive blasts.

That or a freak skydiving accident.

 

[birdbrain18]

run over by a ambulence

 

[Clairaudient]

Death by SNOO SNOO!

 

[John Galt]

I want to go out in style, like that guy from Heavy Metal. Just ride nice car down from space while blaring music, land safely, drive along the country roads until I get to my house. I just open the door to greet my daughter and BAM! My face gets melted off by Satan right in front of her. If that's not a manly death, then I don't know what is.

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

1)Vapourised by nuke
2)Vapourised by meteor impact
3)In my sleep
4)From sugar overload
5)Alcoholic Poisoning

 

[MercenaryCanary]

Dying while being surrounded by all the people I love, then asking them to videotape my last hate filled words to all of the people I hate.
You can pretty much guess what happens to the tape.

 

[qbert4ever]

Spoiler: Awesome death, part one.

Step 1: Go to a city with lots of people (ie: New York)

Step 2: Go to the top of a 10-18 story high building, it needs to be tall enough for there to be a good free-fall, but not so tall as to kill people by droping change.

Step 3: Swallow a bunch of c4, then toss a bag of money (bills or change, it doesn't matter. Just make sure that there's enough to draw a crowd.) off of the roof.

Step 4: Jump off the roof and hit the button. The crowd of people that gather for the free money will get a nice surprise.

Spoiler: part two

Steps 1 and 2: Same as above.

Step 3: Instead of c4, get some good thin wire or dentel floss (it needs to be strong), and tie it around your neck. Then tie a good rope around your feet (making sure the one around your feet is the longest. Fuck this up and all people will remember you for is being to stupid to kill himself right). Tie both of these to something that won't break off.

Step 4: Put superglue onto your hands, then put them on your face upsidedown, wait a little bit for the glue to set, toss the money, then jump. End result should be you holding your head rightside up while you swing by your feet.

Or you could always find something on here [http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide]

 

[MrMisfit]

Killed by a ninja.Why am I the first to think of this?

 

[Drednought1]

killed in a swordfight with pirate ninja monkeys and chuck norris!

 

[Mray3460]

Dying in an Atomic explotion that destroys the entire planet:
$5,000,000

Dying in a Super Nova or equivilant disaster that destroys the entire solar system: $100,000,000

Dying in the Big Crush/Rip/Burn/Freeze/Rapture/Whatever else destroys the entire universe:
$750,000,000.99

Getting to die in awesome ways on my own terms:
Priceless

 

[Skalman]

Spoiler: Awesome death, part one.

Step 1: Go to a city with lots of people (ie: New York)

Step 2: Go to the top of a 10-18 story high building, it needs to be tall enough for there to be a good free-fall, but not so tall as to kill people by droping change.

Step 3: Swallow a bunch of c4, then toss a bag of money (bills or change, it doesn't matter. Just make sure that there's enough to draw a crowd.) off of the roof.

Step 4: Jump off the roof and hit the button. The crowd of people that gather for the free money will get a nice surprise.

Spoiler: part two

Steps 1 and 2: Same as above.

Step 3: Instead of c4, get some good thin wire or dentel floss (it needs to be strong), and tie it around your neck. Then tie a good rope around your feet (making sure the one around your feet is the longest. Fuck this up and all people will remember you for is being to stupid to kill himself right). Tie both of these to something that won't break off.

Step 4: Put superglue onto your hands, then put them on your face upsidedown, wait a little bit for the glue to set, toss the money, then jump. End result should be you holding your head rightside up while you swing by your feet.

Or you could always find something on here [http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide]

that part two really made me laugh, good one!

I'll be the boring one and say:
I'd wanna die fighting for something I believe in or doing something I love.

 

[Easykill]

Either a totally random and humorous death, or Carbon Monoxide poison.

 

[SimuLord]

Massive heart attack during sex. Not just any sex. Me in my 50s, girl barely out of high school and thinkin' I'm her sugar daddy.

 

[jake09050]

Death by SNOO SNOO!

Lol Futurama was an awesome show