if you could die without dying

[Chiefmon]

Jumping off the tallest building, climb Everest naked, single handedly win a war against the U.S. (strongest country I could think of, so most fun) while riding a bear with a flaming sword, and then make toast in the bath and actually get to eat it. Oh and fight Bear Grylls although he would still beat me with his pure badassery.

Level of Epicness: IT'S OVER 9000!!!

 

[Biosophilogical]

Well...I've died before, so, I think I've already surpassed all of you.

I was born dead.

I never came back to life.

OT: I would master all forms of fighting (swords and otherwise) then be the most awesome anti-terrorism unit in existance cause no-one could stop me. I would probably carry around minituare nukes so that i could never be captured cause i would blow us all up then regenerate. And just for kicks and giggles I would drink pools without taking a breath.

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

I'd go play in traffic...

Oh and forget about wrestling a bear, it'd wrestle this shit:

 

[Straitjacketeering]

I'd swandive off of skyscrapers and surf 747's.

 

[Tartarga]

i would save the world while being a total dick on the side