If you could download a human skill

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Enigmers

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Skateboarding would be pretty damn awesome, though I wouldn't want to be a complete master. Just good enough to not give up after standing on the board realizing "well, shit, it moves on its own! Fuck that!"
 

Monocle Man

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I'd download the martial art of bartitsu.
Jujutsu, boxing, wrestling and fighting with canes in one martial art designed for gentlemen.
 

Sparrow

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I'd probally have to say the guitar.

I tried it for a while, but I was simply no good. Yet whenever I see someone rocking out the guitar, I die a little inside.
 

The Zango

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Being at expert at Krav Maga or Making me an ace banjo player (I'm already ok so this one takes the back seat)
 

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IHateDaManSkirt said:
It's truly quite obvious what I would do. I would download the skill to recreate the machine that I am using to download stuff into my mind. Then, I would download my IQ up to the 200s and...ummmm...do other stuff.
Here's what you'll probably edit your thread to: Aliens made the machine.
OT: All OPs do that to me.
Aliens? Please, you were the one who created the machine...in the future. And you went back to the year 2002 and made the machine with me while telling me only half of the required steps to create the machine...before going back to an alternate future.

So you know...Good luck.
 

Freedomario

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Possibly Un-Realistic: Able to Create anything Scientifically Possible

'Prolly Realistic: Able to "Throw" my voice to anywhere within 25 feet
 

everfreeDragon

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If it can only be one I would pick hacking of course! With my new found skill I'd hack the machine to allow me to download anything else!

If not I'd probably go for some physical activity not sure which though.
 

Private Custard

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The ability to control any wheeled vehicle with the skill of Valentino Rossi, Michael Schumacher, Colin McRae, Douggie Lampkin, Fangio, Ghostrider (the Swedish lunatic, not Nic fucking Cage) and The Stig combined!

Imagine the money I could make once discovered by scouts!
 

Jiggabyte

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General artistic skill. I love drawing and stuff, but it never comes onto the page as I want it to, and it infuriates me so much I just don't bother anymore.
 

Koganesaga

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Master of everything computers with regular patch updates. I'd just use it to be excellent in that field of work and make good money.
 

tomservo4prezident

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Parkour/free-run.

But good enough to do it anywhere like Assassin's Creed.

If I any less, I'd rate the download 0.1 stars.
 

DJude

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LunaticFringe said:
Parkour, I'd never take the bus anywhere again. Unless I was riding on top of it.
Heh, i've done that before :D

OT: Being able to perfectly play the guitar while freerunning
 

EeveeElectro

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Download empathy, stick it on a USB and upload it to my boyfriend.

For myself, probably martial arts and 'not giving a shit-ness'
 

sirkai007

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TheNamlessGuy said:
Ok then.
Master in all martial arts.
Or the original material art... whatever that was.
There is no original martial art because not all of them have the same origin.

If I were to choose one it would be the one where you just have to look at a girl and her clothes fly off faster than if they had just turned into steam.

It I can't have that then Krav Maga or Systema.