If you could fight famous who would it be?

[Chaosut]

Of course i got this idea from fight club, so there's no way i'm claiming originality. There was a post on IMDB about this, but i wanted to see what people would say on this site. So the question is, if you could fight someone famous, dead or alive, who would it be?
I'd probably wanna fight (in a fantasy sort of way, i've never actually been in a fight) Abraham Lincoln, but because i really like him. He'd probably fight really fair and would be a good sport about it all.

 

[Daymo]

Like Tyler says in the movie, I would fight Gandhi. If he dosen't fight back, easy win/human punching bag and if he does I can claim Gandhi beat me up, one of few people in history able to say that.

 

[Chaosut]

Like Tyler says in the movie, I would fight Gandhi. If he dosen't fight back, easy win/human punching bag and if he does I can claim Gandhi beat me up, one of few people in history able to say that.

Lol, i'd feel kinda bad about fighting Gahndi, i think there's next to none chance that he'd fight back. I guess that why i chose Lincoln, i figured that even though he's a great guy he'd probably kick the snot out of someone if he had to.

 

[SardonicKyle]

Bah, i would go for Tom Cruise, to see how his Calm Demenor works out under flying fists of FURY!

 

[tk1989]

hmm, probably Tsar Nicholas II, for being such a whiney little *****

 

[traceur_]

L ron hubbard, the reason should be obvious.

 

[Haydyn]

Alexander The Great, Greco-Roman style.

Or, if I wanted to do something that didn't seem like a bad fanfic, mud wrestle Joan of Arc.

 

[thiosk]

I want to ***** slap raymond from everybody loves ramond

and that little twit main char in scrubs

 

[Iron Mal]

If I could pick a fight with anyone then I would take on Jesus ye olde mosh pit style.

Not many people could say that they've beaten twelve shades of shite out of the son of God himself.

 

[Daymo]

Like Tyler says in the movie, I would fight Gandhi. If he dosen't fight back, easy win/human punching bag and if he does I can claim Gandhi beat me up, one of few people in history able to say that.

Now that you mention it and I think about it, I wouldn't want to hurt the guy, he hasn't done anything to deserve it. Damn Gandhi and his peaceful protests and extreme pacfisim(sp). Guess it would then have to be L.Ron Hubbard, I want to try and knock some sense into him and his followers.

Edit: dang someone already mention my knew choice.

 

[Chaosut]

If i could do a 2 vs 2, it'd be me and Jeff Goldblum against J. Edgar Hoover and John Wayne.

 

[tk1989]

Like Tyler says in the movie, I would fight Gandhi. If he dosen't fight back, easy win/human punching bag and if he does I can claim Gandhi beat me up, one of few people in history able to say that.

Now that you mention it and I think about it, I wouldn't want to hurt the guy, he hasn't done anything to deserve it. Damn Gandhi and his peaceful protests and extreme pacfisim(sp). Guess it would then have to be L.Ron Hubbard, I want to try and knock some sense into him and his followers.

Ron Hubbard would be a good one! Why didn't i think of that...

 

[Crazy Elf]

Buddha. A lot of his followers are pretty good at Kung Fu, but I have a feeling he's rubbish.

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

Someone who deserves everything I can dish out and more, someone greatly detested by the world community at large, who has done little in their entire career but harm other people... ah!

1) Jack Thompson
2) Uwe Boll
3) Osama Bin Laden

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

15 posts in and nobody said Hitler?

 

[Corpse XxX]

15 posts in and nobody said Hitler?

My thoughts exactly..

I would so kick his Nazi ass..

 

[Crazy Elf]

15 posts in and nobody said Hitler?

Godwin's Law. You just ruined the thread.

 

[jayjaydoubleyou]

I'd like to beat Richard Gere into a paste with his own arms.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

15 posts in and nobody said Hitler?

Godwin's Law. You just ruined the thread.

And by ruined you mean made a wholelot better. Mike Godwin can go f*** himself for all I'm concerned.

 

[TheMarauding]

I think Cleopatra, except replace the word fight with...

OK, seriously, I'd fight George Lucas. I liked Star Wars. I wanted to like the new trilogy. I even did my best to like Jar Jar. I couldn't do it. George, I hate you.