If you could give one inanimate object a voice who's would it be?

[triggrhappy94]

If you could give one inanimate object a celebrity's voice and a means to talk, what object would it be, and who's voice would it have?
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I'd have my backpack have Gilber Godfree's voice. I think it'd just be hilirous to listen to it talk

 

[Marter]

Morgan Freeman or Michael Caine. I could listen to either of them talk for a long time. It could be any object, it wouldn't matter.

 

[WolfMage]

Most likely Morgan Freeman's voice for my laptop, so I wouldn't get so royally pissed with it.
Also, come on, everyone loves his voice.

 

[S.R.S.]

Gold tooth with the voice of Ron Perlman or the movie trailer guy. I could mime the the whole thing!

 

[mindlesspuppet]

Toilet, Fran Drescher

 

[Superior Mind]

Sam Neill. Morgan Freeman's voice is too common, Michael Caine is too recognisable. Actually S.R.S's choice is pretty good too so Sam Neill or Ron Perlman.

 

[Sonicron]

I'd give my PC the voice of Jarvis, the A.I. butler from Iron Man.

 

[Snarky Username]

If you could give one inanimate object a celebrity's voice and a means to talk, what object would it be, and who's voice would it have?
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I'd have my backpack have Gilber Godfree's voice. I think it'd just be hilirous to listen to it talk

That's a great idea until your ears start bleeding.

Personally, I would give a hotel bed Snoop Dog's voice. Either that or give something Morgan Freeman's voice so I can listen to him talk.

 

[Andantil]

I feel so depraved saying this, but Yu Asakawa's, - the engrish.
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Forgot to name the item. My headphones.

 

[IslandManJack]

I want my razor to have the voice of Sean Connary

 

[sudokucrazedman]

I would give my stuffed panda I've had since I was born the voice of Sean Connery. It would make me more susceptible to actually venting some pent up feelings and not feel silly while doing it.

 

[Capt. Crankypants]

My Car. Either James Earl Jones or Orson Welles
(you should know who they are, but if you don't, JEJ did Darth Vader's voice and Mr Welles lent his to Unicron in the original Transformers movie)

 

[Icehearted]

Every urinal on earth
Pee-Wee Herman

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Brian Blessed as My Necklace.

You know it to be true.

 

[Coldman42]

I would like Patrick Stewart's voice to come out of my phone whenever it had something to let me know about.

Or Jay and Silent Bob to talk out of my watch, that would be a lot of fun. And the two of them have to count as one person, that's just how it is.

 

[Composer]

my radio/alarm clock to have the voice of morgan freeman
that way every song on the radio would be sung, by morgan freeman=D

 

[leviathanmisha]

I would make my fan sound like Crispin Freeman.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

My 12 inch Master Chief but not as the guy that voiced him. Noooo I Christoper Lee to voice him. Because his voice is awesome

 

[apelsz]

Quinton Flynn as my computer. Or as anything in my house really, Quinton Flynn is awesome.