If you could give one inanimate object a voice who's would it be?

[sketch_zeppelin]

My favorite hoody and i'd give it the voice of skeletor (able to switch between the cartoon skeletor and the live action one) I normaly would be the only one able to hear it but if i was feeling mischievious (happens alot) i'd be able to make it seem like i was talking with skeletor's voice.

 

[Jubbsy]

I have faith in the world once more...

Morgan Freeman!

Clearly there is life around. You are all proof..

 

[LeonLethality]

Damn you OP I will not seem original with Gilbert Gottfried but whatever I am going with what I thought of as soon as I saw the title.

I would give my toilet Gilbert Gottfried's voice. Hilarity will ensue when people come over to visit.

 

[Decamper]

I've got this little metal hippo statue on top of PC, and I would totally go for it having Keith David's voice.

 

[VivaciousDeimos]

My phone would be voiced by DAN GREEN! And I think my computer by Laurence Fishburne, and my alarm by Samuel L. Jackson.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

I'd give my PC the voice of Jarvis, the A.I. butler from Iron Man.

You mean Jude Law?


I'd give my desk-fan Barry White's voice. That low, steady baritone would be better than any glass o' warm milk.

 

[Space Cowgirl]

I'd totally give my wallet or laptop Yahtzee's voice. Dunno why, I just like hearing him talk I guess.

 

[Sporky111]

I would give my microwave the voice of Patrick Stewart. He has an amazing voice, and I'm in my kitchen a lot.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

I would have a flourescent lightbulb voiced by Robert Atkin Downes, doing the Travis Touchdown voice, only because of this:

Or a book about shotguns voiced by Bruce Campbell. "This is my boomstick!"

 

[Con Carne]

My car, starring John Cleese!

 

[Klarinette]

I'd give my laptop Stephen Fry's voice. That way, it would calmly explain (in that wonderful, warm voice with lovely British accent) what's wrong with it, and what can be done about it. I'd feel much less inclined to give it a hot salt water bath and throw it out the goddamn window.

 

[AWDMANOUT]

My hat. I always wear my hat.

Oh yeah, and this sexy voice:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QPMvj_xejg

 

[Brad Shepard]

I think i would have to give my Hat the voice of Samuel L. Jackson, for the fact it would be awesome.

"Dont look over here Asshole! its just a guy walkin! nothing you need to be Fuckin intrested in!"

Or somthin along that line.

 

[Nouw]

I'd give my glasses Samuel L. Jacksons' voice.

"Nerd! Those glasses are GAY!"

"What did you mother fucking say mother fucker?"

 

[-Samurai-]

I wouldn't mind something of mine having Mark Hamills Joker voice. The laugh alone would crack me up every time.

 

[Code Monkey]

I would give every object I own the voice of Maurice LaMarch doing Morbo.

 

[dancinginfernal]

I want my 360 to have the voice of Gary Busey.

Why? Hell if I know.