If you could give one inanimate object a voice who's would it be?

[Master_Corruptor]

I would give my microwave the voice of jim carrey. a combination fit for hillarity.

 

[natural20]

I'd have Stephen Fry voice my computer. Or just my copy of the Hitchhiker's Guide.

 

[SturmDolch]

My pillow would have the voice of Morgan Freeman, lulling me to sleep.

And it'd probably scream when it's thrown into the hot washing machine... Ugh.

 

[Cyan.]

As a chef, i would give my oven the voice of Christopher Lee.

 

[rex922]

I would choose the toilet with the kool aid guy
it goes OH YEAH! whenever i decide to ...... Drop a bomb so to speak.

 

[BuchalBainne]

We have a bunch of old clay pigeons at the house so I would probably give them the voice of Joan Rivers......can't stand the woman....

 

[Pokenator]

Darth Vader's

 

[MisterMojo]

I don't have a specific object in mind, but I do have a person in mind: Christopher Walken. It would make any item awesome by default.

On second thought, maybe all my knives (I'm a chef-in-training).

 

[thylasos]

I'd give my toaster the voice of Michael Palin.