If you could go back and tell your teenage self one piece of advice...
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I'd advise myself of some lotto numbers of course.... But knowing me, and I do know me, I'll probably ignore myself or try to bury the experience as some kind of mental break down. Oh and I'll tell myself that a 24 can crate of carlsburg for less than £10 is a BAD FREAKING IDEA.
Jesus, I didn't think you could be ninja'd on a post like this. Fuck.CrazyCapnMorgan said:
I'm out of ideas now...
"If the teacher asks if you have a problem in a few days, for god's sake, DON'T tell her you think you might be autistic! It's going to cause more harm then good, because - ... Wait, free stuff in uni? In that case, tell her. Just DON'T accept the collage help. Also, when they ask you what you want to do? TAKE DRAMA. FOR GOD'S SAKE, TAKE DRAMA INSTEAD OF COMPUTING."
Me: Never talk to that tall lanky guy with greasy hair in your class about Red vs Blue or anything Rooster Teeth related with him, i know you like it but he will never shut up or stop quoting lines from it and you will never have a normal conversation with him again.
oh and also don't even pretend to choke that guy in your friend group, he dosen't care that you never even touched his neck and he will turn around and sock you in the jaw, you will get in a fight and you'll both be suspended. Good day
Past Me:......who the fuck was that guy?
oh and also don't even pretend to choke that guy in your friend group, he dosen't care that you never even touched his neck and he will turn around and sock you in the jaw, you will get in a fight and you'll both be suspended. Good day
Past Me:......who the fuck was that guy?
Learn how to socialise while you're in highschool, especially with girls, even if you're not particularly interested in a relationship or anything at the time. That way, when you're older and you do want a relationship, you won't hate yourself for how inept you are at attracting partners, and you'll hopefully have some friends you can talk with if you do fuck things up.
1. A decade of dedicated research as proven that you are not, in fact, invincible. Climb off the ramp, take off the skates... that way you won't have the hips and spine of a 50 year old before you're thirty.
2. Don't worry, the "saving yourself" thing will pay off in another 5 years or so... trust me, dude, she's wicked hot and the marriage ~does~ work out.
3. When your college buddies introduce you to Neverwinter Nights private servers, just ignore them and get back to studying for finals.
4. In case you ignored number 3 anyway, you ~will~ flunk out and start looking at the military. Avoid the Marines at all costs and join the Air Force. (See number 1)
5. In accordance with number 3, go back to playing StarCraft. Your micro fucking sucks.
2. Don't worry, the "saving yourself" thing will pay off in another 5 years or so... trust me, dude, she's wicked hot and the marriage ~does~ work out.
3. When your college buddies introduce you to Neverwinter Nights private servers, just ignore them and get back to studying for finals.
4. In case you ignored number 3 anyway, you ~will~ flunk out and start looking at the military. Avoid the Marines at all costs and join the Air Force. (See number 1)
5. In accordance with number 3, go back to playing StarCraft. Your micro fucking sucks.
"Here are the winning NCAA basketball tournament brackets for the past 3 years. Have fun being rich. And you look much better with short hair."
I'm 17 so i'll tell my 15-16 year old self:
"I know you think you're good and getting really good grades but that's because you're surrounded by really unacademic people. Once you reach college, you'll realise your grades are average for the types of places you want to be applying too."
"I know you think you're good and getting really good grades but that's because you're surrounded by really unacademic people. Once you reach college, you'll realise your grades are average for the types of places you want to be applying too."
I would tell myself not to be as much of a slacker and to stop myself playing Runescape before I started and knowing me I probably would not listen anyway.
