If you could have an army of.....

[Shock and Awe]

SPARTANS!

 

[Infernai]

An army of Sith lords, sure they'd probably all try to backstab me at every chance they got, but hey. As long as they kill my enemies and i get to be home for tea, i honestly don't care.

 

[Mortal Wombat]

An army of armies. OR an army of books so at least nobody would be retarded. OR Bacteria the size of a pinhead! imagine when they reproduce,they'll cover the world!!!

 

[Blackadder51]

An army of MALTESE

 

[TallanKhan]

Daleks, they can travel through time, have almost impenetrable sheilds and armour, and now they can get up stairs!

 

[UtopiaV1]

An Army Of True-Blooded Terrans.
Straight From Utopia Station.
And All Fully Armed And Armoured.

Someone call me?

Give me an army of Helghast! Oh yea, British Space Nazis!!!

 

[lenin_117]

An army of nano-bots.

 

[Sassafrass]

An army of cows. they'll rise up one day, y'know.

Hell Bovine?

Any type of cow really...as long as they all have Mad Cow Disease and all the bulls have pointy, sharp horns.

Hell Bovine weild halberds, that good enough for you?

hell yeah, they'll be at the front of the army.

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

Not ninjas

If our knowledge of ninjas tells us anything, their abilities to do damage are direction inverse in proportion to the number that are present on a mission.

Only one army?

Not a horde?

One army...

um......

Dragons.

Army of Dragons.

*nods*

(An army of pirates has an appeal, but what will I use to kill the ninjas?)

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

?

Army of
chuck Norris's, mac Guyvers and houses (that doctor guy)

it would be unbeatable..

i agree, but just chuck norris thats all you would need......
did you know chuck can kill two stones with one bird??
or that when chuck does a push up he dosen't lift himself up... he pushes the world down!

Or that he uses hotsauce for visine and that if he ever had to fight himself, he would win?

 

[mikemart]

?

Army of
chuck Norris's, mac Guyvers and houses (that doctor guy)

it would be unbeatable..

i agree, but just chuck norris thats all you would need......
did you know chuck can kill two stones with one bird??
or that when chuck does a push up he dosen't lift himself up... he pushes the world down!

id agree but so many chuck norrises in one area would lead to friendly fire, House is the only man that can know how to heal a round house kick and Mac guyver is the only man creative enough to invent for to make equipment for house..

 

[TankCopter]

I'd have me an army of walruses, all named Paul. It would be awesome.

 

[Wildrow12]

An Army of Barrel Flinging Apes!

 

[hypothetical fact]

An army of forum games outside the forum games section! Amidoinitrite?

 

[roethle]

An army of Megan Fox's freak thumbs

 

[Bat Vader]

I am to lazy to command an army.

 

[Triple G]

Clearly you've never seen some of the Imperium of Man's finer works. Thirteen feet of terminator-armored cow with an assault cannon would be something to reckon with. But hey, lasers work too. I'm not picky.

Besides, even unarmed tauren would be a scary thing in power armor. Modern snipers certainly wouldn't do too well. Headshots would just feel like someone conked them over the helmet with a penny, maybe taking out an optic sensor if they're lucky. Tanks would work, but we could always drop on top of them. I'd wager a couple thousand pounds of electrically-augmented metal and cow from a few hundred feet would do some damage, and that's not getting into what their enhanced strength could do to the hulls when they got there. Not even considering what would happen if we made a tauren close combat unit with power weaponry. You'd pretty much be sending out your tanks to fight tanks. Big, mobile, angry bovine tanks with better mobility and close combat capabilities.

And we haven't even gotten to shamans, yet. A city full of artillery and snipers wouldn't be too effective when a firestorm, hurricane, and earthquake all hit it at the same time. And now, with priests and paladins... Yeah. Divine shields abound, and they're not being used to hearth.

You were talking about assault rifles, not assault cannons^^. also modern Tanks fight over a distance of 1500-2500 meters. This means dead Tauren in the open because assault cannons have a tpoo low reach. Also Tesla weapons > Tauren in power armor. Russian hypnotic "contactless" fighters(they make you believe they control your body and make you fall over yourself because you're unable to control yourself, and this technique is even real) in cloce combat > Tauren & divine shield(you can'T keep it straight when you lose control over your body). Also earthquakes, firestorms & hurrycanes are controllable by todays weather technology(like HAARP). Also Tauren have no planes, so you would be airstriked to death by supersonic bombers and fighter jets.

Edit: except for.. an Army of C'Tan!

C'Tan are "gods" ==> characters ergo illegal choice^^

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

Clearly you've never seen some of the Imperium of Man's finer works. Thirteen feet of terminator-armored cow with an assault cannon would be something to reckon with. But hey, lasers work too. I'm not picky.

Besides, even unarmed tauren would be a scary thing in power armor. Modern snipers certainly wouldn't do too well. Headshots would just feel like someone conked them over the helmet with a penny, maybe taking out an optic sensor if they're lucky. Tanks would work, but we could always drop on top of them. I'd wager a couple thousand pounds of electrically-augmented metal and cow from a few hundred feet would do some damage, and that's not getting into what their enhanced strength could do to the hulls when they got there. Not even considering what would happen if we made a tauren close combat unit with power weaponry. You'd pretty much be sending out your tanks to fight tanks. Big, mobile, angry bovine tanks with better mobility and close combat capabilities.

And we haven't even gotten to shamans, yet. A city full of artillery and snipers wouldn't be too effective when a firestorm, hurricane, and earthquake all hit it at the same time. And now, with priests and paladins... Yeah. Divine shields abound, and they're not being used to hearth.

You were talking about assault rifles, not assault cannons^^. also modern Tanks fight over a distance of 1500-2500 meters. This means dead Tauren in the open because assault cannons have a tpoo low reach. Also Tesla weapons > Tauren in power armor. Russian hypnotic "contactless" fighters(they make you believe they control your body and make you fall over yourself because you're unable to control yourself, and this technique is even real) in cloce combat > Tauren & divine shield(you can'T keep it straight when you lose control over your body). Also earthquakes, firestorms & hurrycanes are controllable by todays weather technology(like HAARP). Also Tauren have no planes, so you would be airstriked to death by supersonic bombers and fighter jets.

I don't think you caught on that I was essentially making a tauren space marine army with that last revision. Not tabletop marines, either. They would be fairly proportional to how they are in fluff. They have planes in this example, they're called drop pods and thunderhawks. I didn't mention tauren marine tanks because there really isn't much need for them. I'm willing to bet a TM land raider would eat a tank division for a midmorning snack, though.

Also, Exterminatus: It's what's for dinner. Followed with some heavy terraforming for dessert. We erase you from the planet and make it our own! MWAHAHA!