If you could have any fictional vehicle, what would it be?

[Doclector]

Any vehicle at all, from ones that have a real life counterpart like the batmobile or one of the bond cars, to something completely wild and out there, like a banshee, x-wing, or, my personal choice, with appropriate music;


MUHAHAHAHA! I GOT FLU SHOTS NOW, BIATCH!

What? No, not thunderchild. Although if I ever get a boat, I am going to call it that.

What's more badass than your very own three legged, steel tentacled, heat ray equipped, martian killing machine? Not much, people. Not much.

EDIT: Okay, if you say TARDIS, you also have to say something else. C'mon. That's cheating a little. That's being the guy who says he'll ask the genie for more wishes. Don't be that guy. Robin Williams doesn't like that guy.

EDIT 2: Spacecraft DO count. Basically anything that moves you around at a faster pace than walking or moves you through somewhere that you normally couldn't go on your own, like space.

 

[Little Woodsman]

Any vehicle at all, from ones that have a real life counterpart like the batmobile or one of the bond cars, to something completely wild and out there, like a banshee, x-wing, or, my personal choice, with appropriate music;


MUHAHAHAHA! I GOT FLU SHOTS NOW, BIATCH!

What? No, not thunderchild. Although if I ever get a boat, I am going to call it that.

What's more badass than your very own three legged, steel tentacled, heat ray equipped, martian killing machine? Not much, people. Not much.

A type-40 Mark I TT capsule, with fully functional chameleon circuit. That's the same model of TARDIS as the Doctor uses,
but the chameleon circuit on his is broken (that's why his always looks like a Police Box).
With a fully functional chameleon circuit you can shape the outer plasmic shell to *be* pretty much any other vehicle ever, so I could sit inside a Batmobile, or Giant Martian Death Machine, still inside my travelling space/time hotel with all of the amenities.

 

[Hazy992]

[sub]INB4 TARDIS, Batmobile or the DeLorean.[/sub]

If I'm not going for the obvious then I'm gonna go with Kaneda's bike from Akira.

Why? Well just fucking look at it!

How could you not want a bike like that?

 

[Dinwatr]

I want a Super-class star destroyer. There's something.....empowering....about being able to turn a planet into glass from orbit.

First thing I'd do, move the bridge to somewhere that makes sense (you know, where one A-wing can't wipe it out).

Barring that, I'd take the Indefatigable. And I'd move the mast to where Pellew wanted it.

 

[Heronblade]

I will take a Voidhawk from the Night's dawn trilogy.

For those who have missed out on this excellent piece of scifi literature, it is a living, self aware, bio-mechanical FTL spacecraft that bonds to its captain.

 

[Queen Michael]

INB4 TARDIS

Not really, mate.

Me? The TARDIS.

 

[Nouw]

Spoiler: I think the answer is obvious.

Minus the whole 'you feel all the injuries' part I think it'd be pretty sweet.

Not really, mate.

Me? The TARDIS.

No Batmobile?

 

[Queen Michael]

Spoiler: I think the answer is obvious.

Minus the whole 'you feel all the injuries' part I think it'd be pretty sweet.

Not really, mate.

Me? The TARDIS.

No Batmobile?

It's a difficult choice, but since I don't have a driver's license...

 

[Nouw]

Spoiler: I think the answer is obvious.

Minus the whole 'you feel all the injuries' part I think it'd be pretty sweet.

Not really, mate.

Me? The TARDIS.

No Batmobile?

It's a difficult choice, but since I don't have a driver's license...

But...but...batman D:

 

[Ryotknife]

Mad Cat from Mechwarrior.

AWWW YEA

 

[Lord Kloo]

I'd probably just go for something modest and quaint like this Retribution Class Battleship:

Only about 7-8 Km long with a crew numbering into the tens of thousands and enough weapons to crack a planet apart...

 

[Hero in a half shell]

Barring that, I'd take the Indefatigable. And I'd move the mast to where Pellew wanted it.

Is that a Hornblower reference?

That's something I'd never expect to see on the Escapist.

I'd probably go with Kitt from Knight Rider, he'd drive me to work and if I manage to put some wifi in the car we could get up to a whole lot of mischief during the daily commute...

 

[Dinwatr]

In part, Hero. Pellew was actually a real person, and the Indy actually existed. His biography readsd makes Hornblower's career look downright tame.

I love wooden sailing ships. I've always wanted my own 74. Don't have nearly enough people to man it, though.

 

[Ryotknife]

I'd probably just go for something modest and quaint like this Retribution Class Battleship:

Only about 7-8 Km long with a crew numbering into the tens of thousands and enough weapons to crack a planet apart...

Why is there a church in space?

 

[Doclector]

I'd probably just go for something modest and quaint like this Retribution Class Battleship:

Only about 7-8 Km long with a crew numbering into the tens of thousands and enough weapons to crack a planet apart...

Why is there a church in space?

Allow me to introduce you to the theory of warhammer 40K. "Everything is cooler in space."

Marines? SPACE MARINES!

Orks? COOLER IN SPACE!

Church? SPACESHIP CHURCH, MUTHAFUCKER!

Okay, it's way more than a church. True, given the highly relgious nature of the empire, their spaceships are designed like churches and yes, contain churches, of sorts. But it also contains living quarters, shit tons of weaponry, and probably it's own personal army.

 

[BathorysGraveland2]

One of the flying HKs in the Terminator. You know in the first movie, after they destroy the tank and attempt to flee in that car and are pursued by the fighter craft? Yeah, that thing. Just because the future war scenes in the first movie were badass as fuck.

EDIT: Just... sheer awesomness.

 

[Cabisco]

I would like my own Battlestar please with all the trimmings. A big squadron of Vipers, Raptor wings, a mental yet sexy pilot ace, an alcoholic best friend, Jamie Bamber, Baltar (six optional but prefered).

I'd be a happy man and would lead us gracefully back into space to go find out what the hell happened to the original 12 colonies over the past 20,000 years.

Anyone want to sign up? I still need a undercover cylon agent?

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

Call me old fashioned.


And you don't exactly NEED a license for this bad boy.

 

[Aris Khandr]

I want the Dragonzord. Cut me off in traffic now, chumps!

 

[Ldude893]

Granted, finding parking space for this thing is going to be insane, and the fuel costs are absurd. But still, GIANT ROBOT.