If you could have any job in video games, what would it be?

[GL2814E]

CSI.
I mean, it would be interesting if nothing else.
"What do we have here?"
"Well, the top of the torso is over there, the abdomen is in the corner....ah, the head was found hanging from the chandelier, aaand we still haven't found the legs."

Yeah but think of the hours you'd have to clock in? Do CSI Techs get paid hourly or are they salary? In any event that would keep you busy...

 

[Lullabye]

CSI.
I mean, it would be interesting if nothing else.
"What do we have here?"
"Well, the top of the torso is over there, the abdomen is in the corner....ah, the head was found hanging from the chandelier, aaand we still haven't found the legs."

Yeah but think of the hours you'd have to clock in? Do CSI Techs get paid hourly or are they salary? In any event that would keep you busy...

And by the time I retire, just imagine my resume.
Everything from dead colossus to supernatural slaughter.

 

[GL2814E]

CSI.
I mean, it would be interesting if nothing else.
"What do we have here?"
"Well, the top of the torso is over there, the abdomen is in the corner....ah, the head was found hanging from the chandelier, aaand we still haven't found the legs."

Yeah but think of the hours you'd have to clock in? Do CSI Techs get paid hourly or are they salary? In any event that would keep you busy...

And by the time I retire, just imagine my resume.
Everything from dead colossus to supernatural slaughter.

You could Produce your own CSI show- CSI: Liberty City.

'Chief! Chief! We have over thirty hit and runs we have process!'

 

[GL2814E]

'The Pope wants that Arch-Angel murder solved yesterday Chief!'

 

[Lullabye]

CSI.
I mean, it would be interesting if nothing else.
"What do we have here?"
"Well, the top of the torso is over there, the abdomen is in the corner....ah, the head was found hanging from the chandelier, aaand we still haven't found the legs."

Yeah but think of the hours you'd have to clock in? Do CSI Techs get paid hourly or are they salary? In any event that would keep you busy...

And by the time I retire, just imagine my resume.
Everything from dead colossus to supernatural slaughter.

You could Produce your own CSI show- CSI: Liberty City.

'Chief! Chief! We have over thirty hit and runs we have process!'

*shivers*
Well, I'd gladly work in any city but the ones in GTA. I remember going back to the scene of my crimes in those games and running over all the cops and ambulances that showed up.

 

[GL2814E]

CSI.
I mean, it would be interesting if nothing else.
"What do we have here?"

You could Produce your own CSI show- CSI: Liberty City.

'Chief! Chief! We have over thirty hit and runs we have process!'

*shivers*
Well, I'd gladly work in any city but the ones in GTA. I remember going back to the scene of my crimes in those games and running over all the cops and ambulances that showed up.

Thats f'ed up. I mean really, that is deranged. Hilarious, but utterly wrong.

 

[GL2814E]

I suppose you could have taken Serial Killer as an occupation in video game, anyone whose played GTA might qualify...

 

[Lullabye]

Hilarious, but utterly wrong.

Kinda the point of GTA,neh?

I suppose you could have taken Serial Killer as an occupation in video game, anyone whose played GTA might qualify...

Nah, to much tedious work. I kinda just work with what I got at the time, so unless they'd call me"the resourceful killer" I don't think it would work out. Mass murderer works just fine with me.

 

[LordWalter]

If you could have any job in video games, what would it be?

I would sell used cars in Liberty City. Think about it. All you have to do is make some half-assed anti-theft system claim, client buys car, and they are back in a week getting a another one. (I wouldn't offer financing at my dealership in that city...)

If I couldn't have those, I would have-

Mechwarrior Pilot- Sweet if they don't explode from ammo overheating...

Poketrainer- Like I need to explain why.

And lastly I'd choose Photojournalist- Hey, it seemed to work out pretty well for Frank West right...?

Anything that isn't an architect. Allow me to illustrate why:
"Oh hey there Gorloth the Wise, I hear you're contracting me to do some work with your new dungeon?"
"Yes. I need you to create three initial rooms, one of which contains a door only unlockable when sunbeams are directed at it, one which has advanced biorhythmic detectors which will only unlock when everything in the room except one man is dead, and one which you cannot escape until you have moved a giant box onto a giant switch. Also, what's your take on inepxlicably floating platforms?"
".....I hate this job."

 

[Taxman1]

I would be a bartender...IN SPACE!

 

[Soxafloppin]

I think ima have to go with Pokemon trainer, I like collecting things.

 

[Denamic]

A demon in the Disgaea universe.
You know, just doing whatever gigs come up, like pillaging a few villages, extort some rich people (and do their women), conquer a world or two, etc.
It'd be nice.

 

[GL2814E]

A demon in the Disgaea universe.
You know, just doing whatever gigs come up, like pillaging a few villages, extort some rich people (and do their women), conquer a world or two, etc.
It'd be nice.

That sounds more like a lifestyle than a job... WHAT A GREAT CAREER!

 

[Denamic]

Hey, I'm impulsive.
I'd never pursue a career anyway.