If you could have any political figure back you up in a fight, who would it be?

[keve4433]

Teddy Roosevelt. The man had asthma, and was still able to kick ass at boxing. And who wouldn't want a mustache like that on your supporter?

This! ^^

 

[KAPTAINmORGANnWo4life]

Hermann Goering. That fat fucker would just smother whoever I was fighting. And even if we lost, the Gestapo would make sure there would be no rematch...

...What?

You want a fat guy in Luftwaffe Uniform two sizes too small?

first a thought off Augustus but we was a rather puny weakling, unless i get the roman army by proxy

if not Nikita Khrushchev, we would just beat you to death with his shoe

Hey, if Big Show and Fat Bastard have taught me anything, it's that fat people can fly.