If You Could Have Any "Weapon"

[AWDMANOUT]

Pretty freakin sure I'd want the Aperture Science Portal Launcher, FOOL.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3364/3213378085_c78e905c0a_o.jpg

 

[Doctor VonSexMachine]

I would want a Death Star, except I'd probably go down to the hardware store and get some mesh to put over the hole...

Yeah, this is pretty much the ultimate. I'd happily take the heat ray that the US Army (or MIC) has developed. It's not lethal*, but it'll get you moving. I could play some pretty neat tricks.


*Ok, it can be - but most people will move out of the way of the directional beam.

ETA:

Pretty freakin sure I'd want the Aperture Science Portal Launcher, FOOL.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3364/3213378085_c78e905c0a_o.jpg

WHERE IS THIS PIC FROM? PLLLLLLLLLEAAAAAAAAASE tell me it's from that company Valve is commissioning collectibles from.

 

[Xombiebubble]

An aluminum bat for the Zom-pocolypse. a rusty cleaver for pretty much every thing else

 

[Adventurer2626]

Ivan Vanko's tesla whips ^_^

 

[Aerodynamic]

A revolver.

Uncreative, yes, Total badassery, Hell Yes.

 

[tsb247]

I'm a man of simple tastes:

A type 3 phaser would do nicely!

 

[Surggical_Scar]

The legendary 'Scorpion' six-shooter from Red Dead Revolver.

 

[vonjibble]

The Hellsing ARMS 13 mm Auto Anti-Freak Combat Pistol aka Jackal.
i don't think i could practically use it but it would look cool on the mantelpiece.

 

[DefunctTheory]

We must be ever vigilant against the threat of communism. So I choose...

 

[William Dickbringer]

travis touchdown's beam katana screw light sabers too mainstream

that or

jack cayman's chainsaw prosthetic arm except I want it on my left arm I too much of a righty than a lefty

 

[Oinodaemon]

One word...Lightsaber! or is that two words?

 

[Bob the Average]

super charged gravity gun and or a sonic screwdriver. with that combo you should be set for anything.

 

[SloshedUberman]

Definitely the portal gun
weapon+portals

 

[merc hunter]

Iv said it once, Il say it again A L1A1/FN Fal with suppressor and scope, you cant beat a rifle like that.

 

[Zach Steadman]

Realistically: Barrett M82A3 .50 cal SASR
Unrealistically: Chinese Stealth Armor from Fallout 3

 

[Paksenarrion]

A Super Star Destroyer with full crew and claw wing complement. I'll call it the Lusankya.

 

[SimuLord]

I'd love to get my hands on my Oblivion character's 100% Chameleon suit. Oh, the mayhem I could cause!

 

[Legendsmith]

Toolgun. Seriously, I can do anything with that to thing. It's the best weapon ever since it can do anything.

 

[Antidrall]

Either the portal gun, the dagger from prince of persia sands of time, or the peony beam katana from no more heroes