If You Could Have Any "Weapon"

[Slaanax]

Harlequin's Kiss, nothing like ripping people up from the inside.

 

[teutonicman]

The Force

 

[occrats]

The Spytron 3000

 

[Sonicron]

There's only one answer to this question.

 

[BabySinclair]

The Spear of Destiny, try to beat me while I have the most powerful occult weapon ever conceived.

 

[nofear220]

An RPC, Rocket Propelled Chainsaw

 

[FoodMonger]

I want the Knife-wrench.

I could hit them with a wrench AND stab them in the gut with a knife!

 

[Composer]

sonic screwdriver please

or the katana from warehouse 13. its so sharp it cuts through light particles(or something)making u invisible
or the keyblade

 

[Thumper17]

Kratos' Chains would be cool If I didn't weigh less then them.

I'd probs go for the portal gun.

 

[Mannayz]

A weapon that predicts light showers of body parts and murder: The Painkiller. Nothing says "FANTASTIC RESULTS!" like a blender on a stick.

 

[Nouw]

Portal Gun with Lancer is a good mix.

"Hey is that a Portal?"

"VROOM!"

 

[Ultra Man30]

The Star Rod from Paper Mario, but without it being made of paper.

Otherwise I would choose the Dagger of Time with infinite sand.

 

[Akalistos]

If you could have any weapon (or tool) from a TV show, movie, novel, etc., what would it be and why.

I got a good one, but i'm sure nobody will have that as is answer.

Me, I would want to have the Intersect 2.0 from the TV show Chuck. If you have it, you can do almost anything humanly possible.

Better that that.

Definitely the portal gun. weapon+portals

Better then that. Since mine does something similar.

One word...Lightsaber! or is that two words?

Definitively cool, but mine got some some things like that.... I mean sabers and light. Does that count?

I'm a man of simple tastes: A type 3 phaser would do nicely!

Got that also, with mine.

A 500-foot tall, solar powered killing mech, with an instruction manual.

Really good! If i pick my weapon, i'll have some by default and more after a few episodes.

Gunblade. Handsdown

Not per say, but the first one had that.

Got it now? Yes it a

Power Morphers for the Power Rangers series.
It got everything you said here and come with a armor.

 

[Shimmyshake]

I'd have to go with the crowbar from Half-Life 2. What? I'm a simple man.

 

[RN7]

The Decadriver from Kamen Rider DCD is also a tool/weapon, kind of. And you can manipulate reality, and have armor with that, so that'd be a pretty good choice too.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

The Dead Ringer from TF2.

1. Activate watch
2. jump into traffic
3. scar passersby for life

Props for both your answer and your avatar. "I have a rocket launcher. Your argument is invalid."

OT: Either this lovely lil thing:

Spoiler: Force-a-Nature baby

or Fortune's railgun and 'good luck' from MGS2. C'mon, being able to fire a SHOULDER-MOUNTED railgun while bullets whiz away from you and grenades just stop working the moment they fall at your feet? Oh yeah. Do want.

 

[Earth443]

A death note

 

[E.X.D.]

Hand held teleporter.
Why?
No amount of body armor will prevent me from teleporting your heart out of your chest and into your hands so that your last memory will be clutching your still beating heart as you collapse and die.
No gun can hurt me if I can teleport all your bullets up your own ass.
No man can catch me if I can teleport myself to the other side of the earth and you to the otherside of the galaxy in less than a second.

 

[quade d]

The Experimental MIRV from Fallout 3