If you could have anyone who ever lived narrate your life, who would it be?

[electric_warrior]

orson welles, how cool would that be?
or vincent price, maybe bela lugosi (dracula). possibly stallone, that would be pretty fucking funny-
"as he say ayone i wundah wayadoing? hooyah, gunna beeya .... (angry gibberish)"
or schwarzenegger, that would be cool
i'm gonna go for allan rickman, he has such a cool voice.

 

[NeedAUserName]

I would say Michael McIntyre, butt I would probably end up laughing through my whole life, so I will go with Morgan Freeman aka God.

 

[KissofKetchup]

Actually I'd have Billy Mays...

 

[jdog345]

James Earl Jones. it would be awesome.

 

[Crowghast]

Whoever does the narration for that History Channel show "Gangland". He has a deep, kick-ass-and-take-the-names-to-flush-them-down-the-shitter sort of voice.

It would match my life.

 

[Triple AD]

Jimmy Carr that would be so funny

 

[Spacelord]

Since the obvious ones are too busy (Patrick Stewart, James Earl Jones, Stephen Fry, etc) I'm gonna go with either Michael Ironside or Ron Pearlman.

 

[DrDeath3191]

One of the following three:
Patrick Stewart
Stephen Fry
The guy who played Morpheus, I can't remember his name.

 

[DarkRyter]

The Geico Gecko.

His voice is so soothing.

 

[Pimppeter2]

J.D from Scrubs.

seconded

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

Lawrence Fishburne?


I'd also have to go with the actor that plays Benjamin Linus, and the woman that plays Number Six.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

Hugh Laurie. I mean...I don't even have to say anything.

 

[Lift]

Stephen Fry, no question!

 

[Archaon6044]

this most Godlike man:

truly Stephen fry is the greatest man alive now! except prehaps David Atenborough

 

[Deleric]

Stephen Fry. Period.

 

[Voodoo Child]

This.

*shiver*

 

[Lucia di Lammermore]

I'd go for Mervyn Peake and have him overnarrate every mundane thing I do to a ridiculous degree.

This is the guy that wrote Gormenghast, right? God, that book was boring. I tried Titus Groan and got 100 pages in and it still had no fucking plot. [/obscure literature reference]
i'm not sure why you'd want him to narrate your life though. he'd make everything depressing, and describe everything from 6 different view points and it would still be boring.

I'd want either James may, Jeremy Clarkson, or Stephen (-an?) Fry. I guess I just really like Engilish accents.

Edit:

Whoever the guy is who narrates the "How It's Made" series.

Never have problems falling asleep again!

 

[LeonLethality]

Arazlam Durai ^^ (kay he never lived but still)

 

[secretary with crossbow]

I don't know, probobly Steven Colbert.

 

[roastbeefy]

I'd probably have the narrator from Conan who also played Aku on Samurai Jack or the guy who did the narrations and tutorials on Little Big Planet (someone please remind me who that is).

Stphen Fry, that's who I'd have narrate my life.