If you could have dinner with any fictional character, who would you choose?

[The_ModeRazor]

Thrall from Warcraft.
He seems like someone who has some interesting thoughts to share.
Or maybe Nero. Needless to say, he'd be the main dish.

 

[Legion]

Jesus

That is offencive to christians you know.

I would probably choose JC Denton. I'd try to get him drunk and convince him to give me a couple of biomod canisters.

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

Offensive to Christians!?
What's offensive about wanting to see the holiest person that ever 'existed'?
Hell, I'd understand if you said Satan or something like that was offensive.

It's offensive because the title asks for a fictional character.

You do realize someone said GOD right? It's all in good fun.

It would be more humorous if it wasn't said in every single topic with the words 'fictional character' in it.

 

[Gebi10000]

C.C or karen. or both.

 

[randomrob]

Darth Sideous or Bruce Wayne? The decision is impossible although the former is more likely to kill me and less likely to pay the bill.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Haseo

 

[Dancingman]

Almost anyone from Star Wars, with the exception of Darth Nihlus.

Spock or Picard from Star Trek.

 

[G1eet]

God.

Me too. If only to be able to throw some food in his face for being such a douche.

I don't mind the mention of him by Glefistus and others, but you took it too far.

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Generic response: God, whoever he/she/they/it are, isn't a douche. It's his believers on Earth that compete in douchebaggery. And if the stories are correct, I don't think he'd take that in stride.

 

[SilverKyo]

Jack Sparrow or the Godfather.

Damnit, someone had to beat me to Captain Jack Sparrow. fourth page D:. oh well, if not him, then the Master Chief, just to see if i could find his personality, although he's probably just mentally retarded from the super soldier drugs and can't think of anything besides fighting and blue blood

you:hi
Master Chief:lololololol

don't forget the tea bags

 

[eelel]

Honor Harington because she is awsom and I like her stories alot.

 

[effilctar]

The Twilight characters. Oh wait, I thought you said fictional characters you'd want your dinner to be comprised of. I'd love to cannibalise on those sparkling little shits with either Gordon Freeman or Vincent Valentine.

 

[S-Unleashed]

Naruto. Just to talk.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Sure as 'ell wouldn't be kirby.

maybe...how about...Boba Fett.
I could kill him after dinner and steal his armor.

 

[Godhead]

Gordon Freeman
Edit: or Cthulhu i mean im already senile

 

[Stalk3rchief]

Jesus

That is offencive to christians you know.

I would probably choose JC Denton. I'd try to get him drunk and convince him to give me a couple of biomod canisters.

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

Offensive to Christians!?
What's offensive about wanting to see the holiest person that ever 'existed'?
Hell, I'd understand if you said Satan or something like that was offensive.

... Please tell me you are being sarcrastic.

The topic says "fictional". Wich means that its not real. Christians and catholics believe he is. Any more questions?

I do have one more question.
Since when was Jesus a non-fictional character?

 

[Stalk3rchief]

It would be more humorous if it wasn't said in every single topic with the words 'fictional character' in it.

So it would be funny if it wasn't used often?
It's only funny because people get so offended by it, as if Jesus ever did exist or something.

 

[kotorfan04]

Cthulhu i mean im already senile

I support this, for more human people to have dinner with I would go with Emperor Palpatine, or Serge A. Storms. (Bonus points for knowing who the latter is.)

 

[kotorfan04]

I do have one more question.
Since when was Jesus a non-fictional character?

Uhmm the entire religion is founded on the concept of people believing that he is a supreme being that is both the son of god, and god, so all Christians believe he exists, and there certainly is a bit of evidence stating he existed, my main problem is that people believe he had super powers, and was a zombie.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

I'd like to have a pint with Cpt. Price.

You can have a ale cold. Or maybe a lager. But a stout?

I would eat with Artemis Fowl. That sneaky prick.