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xXDeMoNiCXx

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Basically, if you could have been the one to invent something that already exists what would it be?

For me, it would have been the internet. Nuff' said.
 

The Eggplant

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I think a Mr. Al Gore already has that one covered [/sarcasm]

Personally, I'd go with 3D film technology. Or sex.
 

Marter

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The Pill. Everyone knows what you are talking about just by saying "The Pill". It's also a great thing that society has.
 

Browbeat

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I would like to have been credited with the creation of a singular control device that would unleash untold devastation and misery upon the world as a result of whatever system it was tied to.

In simple terms, I would invent "the Button"

You know, that thing that most protagonists wish to prevent being pressed, and most villains are delaying to press until the last possible moment, and end up starting a monologue instead? ... Ozymandias of Watchman a notable exception...
 

JPH330

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I would have invented bagpipes. Because then the RedLetterMedia guy would have somebody to be angrier at than George Lucas.

Or alternatively, pizza rolls.
 

S.R.S.

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Nuclear weapons or the ipod. One for the power it yeilds and the other for the money.
 

crudus

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I am going to go with language. You all owe me a quarter for every 10 words you use.

The Only said:
i got oxygen. your welcome bitches
oxygen is an unwanted by product of plants. Invent CO[small]2[/small] and you will have my thanks.
 

fanklok

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Clothing, all of them. People shell out absurd amounts of cash just because that dangley doodad they wrap around their neck is made of of Persian Kashmir or something, plus people buy cloths every day ish (not the same people).
 

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I would have invented the space ship and Laser Cannons and A way to colonize other planets so we can live like in the sci-fi boocks and movies or alternatively, I would have invented swords and shields and would have called them Bzorks and Sboorks just because.