If You Could Have One IRL Super-Move

[Jackhorse]

Ability to rewind time by ten seconds.

Never lose a sparring match and never stumble on a word again ^^

 

[Layzor]

I'll take the ability to teleport a few feet towards someone when ever i want to stab them.

And infinite sprint.

 

[OniaPL]

It would be invisibility. My footsteps would be silent (I could run without making noise), my body heat would not show up in a scanner, I would have no smell on me that dogs could sniff, and anything I touch would turn invisible that lasts as long as i touch it + 10 seconds.

 

[Gudrests]

Verbal Barrage

I mock someone and it makes them fall over.

Ive done that before...IT WAS GREAT. ripped a kid a new one sooooo hard he had a blank face on afterwards and said"John, That really hurt." Walked out of school, Drove home and didn't come back the next day. I felt so...so...AWESOME!!!

SupperStrength/bullet/knife prof ness...yeahhh

 

[Critical_Sneeze]

Verbal Barrage

I mock someone and it makes them fall over.

Ive done that before...IT WAS GREAT. ripped a kid a new one sooooo hard he had a blank face on afterwards and said"John, That really hurt." Walked out of school, Drove home and didn't come back the next day. I felt so...so...AWESOME!!!

SupperStrength/bullet/knife prof ness...yeahhh

Some people deserve it.

Failing that one I might go down a Russell Howard route and be able to make anybody climax on command. Someone mouths off to you. Hnnnng, they have to change their pants. Done.

 

[TilMorrow]

Well I can already teleport according to my friends and time doesn't act naturally around me as it is so what could I add to my arsenal....

Control of the Muthaf'ing void yeaaa!

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

The power to give orgasms on touch. I say it every time. Sexual power and also wins all fights.

What more can I want?

 

[Ciartan]

Definatly teleportation. And if i couldnt have that id like to have the ability to fly, i hate this place, get me out of here.

 

[OniaPL]

I think the OP said super-move, not superpower.

If the super power, in and of itself, IS a super move, then does it still qualify?

*shrug*

It would be invisibility. My footsteps would be silent (I could run without making noise), my body heat would not show up in a scanner, I would have no smell on me that dogs could sniff, and anything I touch would turn invisible that lasts as long as i touch it + 10 seconds.

So you'd have to jump once every 10 seconds, otherwise the world would turn invisible. And you'd essentially deprive anyone of the ability to measure air temperature. Room thermometers would be useless.
Oh, and smell. That'd be useless too.

Why would the world turn invisible? Of course I wear shoes.

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

I think the OP said super-move, not superpower.

If the super power, in and of itself, IS a super move, then does it still qualify?

*shrug*

The reason I asked was I look at my example - Hulk's rage - and my logic went thusly...

1) The transformation through rage IS the super-move I would want.
2) After said transformation occurs, the powers granted through the transformation are still part of the super-move, therefore...
3) The super powers ARE the super-move and vice versa.

Sorry to be technical about this, but I do this moron thing almost all people attempt to do...it's called 'thinking'.

 

[Dana22]

Power of Autism.

 

[SirDerick]

I would have the ability to telepathically control other people's bowel movements.

Mostly for mischievous reasons.

 

[Ninjamedic]

Shakenetsu Hadouken.

It is actually on fire, and does 3 hits.

 

[Dfskelleton]

The ability to punch at high speeds, freeze time, throw knives at people, unfreeze time so t hey get hit with the knives, and proceed to jump into the air, spawn a steamroller and drop it on my enemy with me on top of it shouting "WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!"

 

[Evilsanta]

There are so many to choose from...Telekenesis. Because lifting stuff with your mind is fucking awesome.

 

[elcamino41383]

Falcon Punch. That would just be too awesome for words.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

For me, it'd be shapeshifting. Imagine all the fun I could have turning into people/animal/objects...not to mention forming my own weapons...

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

Extreme technopathy/machine empathy.

I'd fix computers and build death reays.