If you could have one Pokemon in real life..

[comadorcrack]

My favourite of all time of course. Heracross

 

[ShakerSilver]

Alakazam 'cause he's so awesome.
Lugia 'cause he's double awesome.
Haunter 'cause he's a floating ghost with disembodied hands who can eat the souls of those I hate.

 

[HavoK 09]

Ditto because he can turn into any pokemon

 

[alerriixx]

Miltank. Everybody loves Miltank

 

[Tanto-chan]

Either an Articuno or a Lugia. I've always had a thing for birds, and for elements that branch off of water, these are the bird embodiments of water and ice so their made of win.

 

[ThePathtoRuin]

I would have to go with Lugia
a giant bird with psychic powers

 

[GrinningManiac]

D'awwwww!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Yes, yes I know all too well of that. You know that's how MissingNO. came to be.
Apparently Marowhack evolved into a Kengheskahn (don't know how to spell it).

4chan figured it out, who would have guessed?

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There's enough in-game evidence to debunk that theory, so no. This is wrong.

 

[Embz]

Ponyta

 

[shenhen]

Mew. It has to be Mew because it can do like everything I would like to have in a pokemon. It can fly and use psychic attacks. And unlike Lugia he can actually fit inside... Plus he is both cute and awesome

 

[The Warden]

Gardevoir for obvious reasons.

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

Pikachu, because I could have him power all my stuff.

 

[Tribal_MTC]

i would have mudkip.....cuz i leik dem

 

[Baldry]

Arcanine, a fluffy dog you could ride to places. Also it could breath fire.

Ohhh you forgot it has sheer awesomeness!!!

Also if not that then Scyther, cause its also sheer awesome! Or pidgeot because of thrid verse same of the first

 

[CheckD3]

Rapidash, because riding around on a magical fire covered unicorn is the perfect way to get around when you're too poor to afford actual gasoline and it can make you feel like you're tripping on acid all the time ^^

 

[Dapsen]

dude im not even sure i want real pokémon, after i read the article about it all being a comatose dream.. ):

 

[peduncle]

Wailord.

It may not be my favorite, but it is a fucking whale. Who doesn't want their own whale?

amen to that man

that or ditto

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Either Arcanine or Ninetails. Not for any really practical reasons, I just think they'd make awesome pets.

 

[KillerH]

Ditto, because it could stand in for me at boring events like family reunions, weddings, etc.

 

[Naqel]

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I'm surprised this kind of thing came up only on the 5th page.

Although I'm a sucker for Gardevoir, and would probably get one myself no matter how creepy dating ones own pet is.