If you could have one question answered?

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"What are the winning numbers of the next major $500M+ Powerball drawing?"
 

thejackyl

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Than who was phone?

As for a real answer, I would probably ask something that would lead to me having a bit of an existential crisis so I think it's best to avoid this like the plague.
 

Asita

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"How do I know these answers are accurate?"

Seriously. I could ask if I was classified as human and get a response of "negative, you are a meat popsicle". That's an answer. A wrong answer, but an answer all the same.
 

Owen Robertson

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What really killed the dinosaurs?

SRS BIZNS tho? I'd ask the penultimate intelligence what's really in control, chance or fate?
That would solve the religion problem without actually hurting any one groups feelings. Maybe.
 

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I know 100% what question I would ask, but my question is very weird and possibly creepy to some people. So I am not going to say for fear that someone I know in real life reads this.

All I can say is it is a question that I won't know the answer to for another 7-10 years. It would be nice to know the answer now, but I can wait, I am patient and it will be worth it.
 

KefkaCultist

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"Will you have sex with me?"

For a serious answer: "What do I have to do to finally find meaning in my life?" (I'm deep man...)
 

Denamic

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Why has no one mentioned anything lottery related?
Because that's what I'd ask.
 

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First choice: What is my purpose in life?

Second choice:
Denamic said:
Why has no one mentioned anything lottery related?
I ask for the next winning lottery numbers after him.
 

Strazdas

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why do people remain willfully ignorant and refuse to better themselves?

ALso you can always cheat liek with one wish: why do peopel remain stupid and why is there no god and why do i have sausage for breakfast and why do you answer only one question?
 

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OlasDAlmighty said:
Is there a god?

One way or another it'd end a lot of needless debate.
You really think so?

If the answer was scientifically proven as a 'no' I imagine people would say it's be testing faith, the Devil trying to pull everyone off-course, or flawed science. I don't think the reason religion is around these days is because there is because of all the proof of God's existence.

OT:

What the hell are cats always staring at?
 

Zack Alklazaris

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Strazdas said:
why do people remain willfully ignorant and refuse to better themselves?
Because they are ignorant they believe they already know everything, because they believe they know everything they see no need to better themselves.

Why can we do to make this world work?
 

TheFunPolice

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How can guys like Mikey Way play bass for 13 years and not get ANY better? The thought of being that bad for so long just baffles me...
 

hoboman29

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Hey cosmic space entity or what ever you are...can I have a God Hand? Or any super power really but real life is too boring and needs some crazy super power battle royales.

or

Can you get people to shut up about the zombie apocalypse because it can't happen.?
 

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Let see-

What is the lottery numbers in the UK next week?

When and where will I died or killed? (Sure it will be dreadful counting the days toward it but I want to plan ahead with my last will.)

When will the animes series like One Piece, Bleach, Fairy Tail and Naruto Shiuppiden will end?

Which of the above questions should I asked?