If you could have the answer to any 1 question...

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I only have one question, but it needs some explaining.

So, one time I was making out with this girl.
It was great, but a little while in, the phone started ringing.
We ignored it, but when it rang again, I picked it up out of frustration.
There was a grown mans voice and he said, "STOP KISSING MY DAUGHTER!"
I hung up fast. I told her what happened and she gave me a weird look.

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Viirin

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Bigbomb94 said:
Is there life on other planets?
Why not "In perfect detail, what are the schematics for creating a ship that can move at Mass Effect speeds without relying on Mass Relays, along with a list of coordinates to other planets, moons, or asteroids containing life that humans can easily communicate with?"
 

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Hitokiri_Gensai said:
WHY IS THE SKY BLUE?!
Because of the refraction of light off the water from the sky. Answered.

OT: How do I fix the world hunger crisis by myself? Simple as that. Unselfish and I would go down in the history books.
 

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i would like to know how to obtain mastery over time and space. also to those wondering what the ultimate question is, it was shown on doctor who. its "Doctor Who?" and douglas adams answered it with 42
 

Nostalgia Ripoff

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Can I have a ham and cheese sandwich?

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

wwhere wwould i be able to find some hope?

Is it possible for me to get any more obsessed with Homestuck?
 

isometry

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I'd ask whether Quantum Mechanics is the correct description of nature, and if so, where does it come from?

Redingold said:
Does P = NP, and why?

Anyone who can answer that question would win one million dollars and one of the highest accolades in mathematics. I'll settle for that. Oh, and I'm sure the answer will be enormously helpful to many technical fields, and might allow a proof to be constructed for the remaining six millennium prize puzzles (each of which comes with the aforesaid million dollars) if P actually does equal NP.
Notice that they are not offering the million dollars for showing P = NP, they are offering a million dollars for proving that P is not equal to NP. In other words, everyone who studies the problem believes that P is not equal to NP, it seems really obvious, the interest in the problem is that we can't prove it.

So a better question would be "how do we prove that P is not equal to NP?"
 

googleit6

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Gorog2 said:
Doctor Who?
Yes I asked the universe ending question.
I so want the answer!
I didn't have to go past the first page for this.

This pleases me.

OT: Doctor Who? Doc-tor Who?!
 

Leemaster777

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Four pages. FOUR FUCKING PAGES. Escapist, I am dissapoint in you. There is ONLY one question that should be asked in a situation like this. Much, much more important than the meaning of life.

"When is Half-Life 2: Episode 3 coming out?"

To be honest, I have no intention of actually PLAYING Episode 3 (not really a fan of Half-Life 2), but even I'M curious as to the answer to this question.

And I would use this newfound knowledge to troll the HELL out of Valve fans.

 

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Mine would be simple. It would require a simple "yes" or "no" response. Yet, the implications would be astounding.

I would ask, "Are there other life forms in the universe?"

Just ponder for a moment what a yes or no would mean to that question.

See? Kinda mind blowing. Whichever way it goes.
 

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Shakomaru said:
Nostalgia Ripoff said:
Is it possible for me to get any more obsessed with Homestuck?
Have you visited the usergroup yet?
I have, although I'm not very active in it. I prefer the MSPAForums to be honest. Although that may be due to the fact I haven't been on The Escapist in a while, either.