If you could have...
- Thread starter CpnBeef
- Start date
Recommended Videos
Being able to instantly teleport anywhere at all. I'd go skydiving without a parachute. Just teleport to a couple of thousand feet, drop for a while, then teleport into hot tub when I got bored.
The ability to grope women and have nobody, not even the woman I'm groping, notice.
But serious, reality control sounds nice.
But serious, reality control sounds nice.
The ability to make anyone 'accidentally' stub their toe.
I could bring down armies if hundreds stubbed their toe simultaneously.
If I could have two powers, the other would be to make splinters appear under fingers nails. Those really painful ones that tweezers just can't reach.
I could bring down armies if hundreds stubbed their toe simultaneously.
If I could have two powers, the other would be to make splinters appear under fingers nails. Those really painful ones that tweezers just can't reach.
Two of my three wishes:
The ability to have or not have, at will, any combination of all the skills, abilities, powers, attributes, inventory, equipment, weapons and knowledge I've ever had in any game or in real life in any game or in real life.
The ability to shape-shift freely without adverse effects.
...
What else would be good? Fleshcrafting! How to annoy all those proponents of female genital mutilation: FIX THE GIRLS! Also good for helping girls who had acid thrown in their faces after they tried to get out of marrying someone 50 years older, burns victims, bottle victims, RTA victims, amputees of all kinds ...
Epic plant manipulation skills come free with the first wish above, but even alone they'd be impressive. Deforestation a problem? You want a forest there, like the one over there? Area-of-effect animate plant. Forest: forward march! Forest: halt! There. Forest, right where you ... what? Oh, that area too? Erm ... okay ... *EPIC*PLANT*GROWTH*! There you go, forests in both places. Happy? Yes? Good! Want more? Okay! *EPIC*PLANT*GROWTH*! There, more forest. ... heh ... er ... was ... anyone, er, using that Rio de Janeiro? Oops. Heh. Sorry. Oh well, forest! Look! Treeeeees! Be happy.
The ability to have or not have, at will, any combination of all the skills, abilities, powers, attributes, inventory, equipment, weapons and knowledge I've ever had in any game or in real life in any game or in real life.
The ability to shape-shift freely without adverse effects.
...
What else would be good? Fleshcrafting! How to annoy all those proponents of female genital mutilation: FIX THE GIRLS! Also good for helping girls who had acid thrown in their faces after they tried to get out of marrying someone 50 years older, burns victims, bottle victims, RTA victims, amputees of all kinds ...
Epic plant manipulation skills come free with the first wish above, but even alone they'd be impressive. Deforestation a problem? You want a forest there, like the one over there? Area-of-effect animate plant. Forest: forward march! Forest: halt! There. Forest, right where you ... what? Oh, that area too? Erm ... okay ... *EPIC*PLANT*GROWTH*! There you go, forests in both places. Happy? Yes? Good! Want more? Okay! *EPIC*PLANT*GROWTH*! There, more forest. ... heh ... er ... was ... anyone, er, using that Rio de Janeiro? Oops. Heh. Sorry. Oh well, forest! Look! Treeeeees! Be happy.
The ability to conjure up the answer to any question. \
Ex: Now, where did I leave my keys? *bam* Oh yeah! That's right.
Gee, am I really going to enjoy this movie? *bam* Nah! Didn't think so.
Ex: Now, where did I leave my keys? *bam* Oh yeah! That's right.
Gee, am I really going to enjoy this movie? *bam* Nah! Didn't think so.
