If you could invent a new day,what would you call it?

[nelsonr100]

Who needs a new day when you have a new month! Lousy Smarch...

 

[Alex Cowan]

I would rename Monday Tuesday, eliminating the problem of people hating Monday.

I see no flaw in this plan whatsoever.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

colossalflamingpenisday.

It shall replace monday and all the letters are silent.

On this day it shall be sunny and only sunny, not hot though, just the right temperature.
There shall be only kick-ass music on the radios, all the land will be filled with kick-ass concerts going on, skydiving and other extreme sports shall be encouraged as part of a balanced, healthy lifestyle. There will be parties!...and beer!...and hot girls!.

Also chavs will be forced to stay indoors, any who try to break this rule will be shot NO. EXEPTIONS.

 

[Nouw]

Super Saturday

Just following old Gaming Tradition. It would be a better Saturday

 

[_Cake_]

Cake

 

[Dags90]

Faraday!

A day for everyone to pursue their intellectual curiosities.

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

I would rename Monday Tuesday, eliminating the problem of people hating Monday.

I see no flaw in this plan whatsoever.

Can we call the old tuesday, moosday?

 

[PurpleSky]

I would call it Phillip.

So what plans do you have next Philip?

 

[The Geek Lord]

Moonday, a secret day between Sunday and Monday.

Is it pathetic that I read this and immediately thought of Persona 3?

On topic, I would create The Day of Fucking Awesome, where upon all pretentious bigotry is removed from humans, making Earth like a clean slate. And it happens every time humanity becomes as fucking stupid as it is now. On this day, anyone who is born will become Kajet-level awesome in the future.

 

[Jim Grim]

How about THE day? It would be the day with an inflated sense of superiority.

Like, "I'm going to town on THE day!"

 

[Mariena]

Marienaday.

Yes.

 

[RIOgreatescapist]

Dude........Happy Boner's Day.

 

[Nazz3]

Gooday

We all have to do good things then.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

I would call it Phillip.

So what plans do you have next Philip?

Chaos, mayhem, incitement... the usual.

 

[Chechosaurus]

Xuesday - It would come after Sunday and would be a half day. By that I mean you only have to work the first half of the day then you all get to go home. It would be like a warm-up day for the rest of the week.

 

[Queen Michael]

Daniel. Daniel's a nice name.

 

[Crispee]

Doomsday, every week on the 8th day, the world gets destroyed, by Monday morning everything's been rebuilt.

 

[Lem0nade Inlay]

Awesomeday.

I don't know what this day would entail, but it would always be one thing....cool!
I mean,
Awesome

Daniel. Daniel's a nice name.

Or this...because it's my name!

 

[mrF00bar]

Caturday.