If you could invent an extreme sport what would it be (doesnt have to be realistic)

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

mine would be racing giant grasshoppers through cities, what about you

 

[Flowerpot]

Hunting idiots who race around on giant grasshoppers through cities.

 

[Dragon_of_red]

A skydiving gig, were you play music and stuff while flying through the air

 

[CrazyFikus]

Russian roulette with a clip-loading pistol.

 

[Tech Team FTW!]

Swedish midget-tossing... Wait, that already exists!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

Swedish midget-tossing... Wait, that already exists!

lmao

 

[Kawakta4890]

American Football on ice

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

A skydiving gig, were you play music and stuff while flying through the air

now this i like the thought of, if you see a newspaper reeport of a 20 year old british dude falling out of a plane with a guitar and amp , youll know that i tried it and failed lol

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

Russian roulette with a clip-loading pistol.

win

 

[Fingerprint]

Rugby on astro-turf. It may not sound extreme but it would be f**king painful.

 

[ZeeClone]

Cheese Rolling...

Sadly that already exists... er...

Shin kicking? ... Wait. No. That does too.

National Conkers Chamionships? ... Dammit... that does as well.

Oh hell! I'm not one for creativity but how about sub-aquatic football?

 

[ZeeClone]

Rugby on astro-turf. It may not sound extreme but it would be f**king painful.

Played American Football on astro turf.

No joke. One of our corners got his leg broken so badly he's on crutches for the rest of his life.

 

[Abedeus]

Paintball. But instead of shooting balls with paint, I'd shoot chainsaws. Rocket chainsaws. And everyone would have to wear half a car on them.

 

[traceur_]

midgets on ostriches racing through cities

or

flying races through cities with this, the epitome of awesome.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

midgets on ostriches racing through cities

ill race you on my grasshopper

 

[Fingerprint]

Rugby on astro-turf. It may not sound extreme but it would be f**king painful.

Played American Football on astro turf.

No joke. One of our corners got his leg broken so badly he's on crutches for the rest of his life.

Thats bad!
I've done rugby training on astro and that was bad enough, I would not play a full match. Your "corner" (?) with a broken leg is one of the main reasons.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Bear-Blasting!!!
Irony!!
Weddings!!
ARSON!

With Powerthirst, you'll win at everything forever!

That Midget-tossing sounds fun though.

 

[Arrers]

I'd say Extreme Ironing, but apparently it already exists. so i'm goind to say racing through Death Valley in VW camper vans... while turn-tableing.

EDIT:

Bear-Blasting!!!
Irony!!
Weddings!!
ARSON!

With Powerthirst, you'll win at everything forever!

You can't beat this. Don't even try.

 

[LopezMeister]

Quad Biking in a Skatepark whilst playing CTF team based Paintball.

 

[johnman]

"Zombie Survival" Unleash some Zombies into a ordened off city and the contestants have to fight there way form the middle to safty.
Oh wait thats left 4 dead....