If you could invent something...

[Zoe Lynn]

A silent hairdryer.

 

[Linoleum Boy]

A silent hairdryer.

Its called a towel.

 

[Zoe Lynn]

A silent hairdryer.

Its called a towel.

No. It's called taking too fucking long.

My hair takes hours to dry after being towel dried and my hair isn't even below my chin.

 

[The Eyeball Moose]

In my comics and doodles, sometimes I bring up the Lawyer Launcher (basically, a gun that shoots lawyers at, say, your enemies). I would make it a reality.

 

[TheLiham]

Overear Headphones that look good and have high quality.


heheh as if that would ever happen!

 

[Scarim Coral]

A device that once you turn it on it will attract all the dust toward the device, in another word a dust magnet. I just hate how much dust can built up in my room quickly no matter how oftern I cleaned the room.

Also I would like to see a device that can draw stuff on paper/ PC screen by using your thought. If you have an awesome idea in you mind, it will draw it out for you.
While this would drive people who draw, paint etc but it should be only used for people who got great ideas but can't draw to save their life.

 

[standokan]

Immortality would be nice, that or the infinite sandwich.

 

[Tonythion]

Clean hookers

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Depending on where you are the people in brothels are clean as they have to be tested constantly or they aren't allowed to wrk in them.

These brothels you speak of...any place other than Amsterdam?

Melbourne Australia and probably some of our other cities.

Still to far...unless the decorations consist of marsupials...if there are hookers carrying around koalas and such...I'm so there

 

[manythings]

An efficient means of converting seawater into drinkable water. It would probably never make any money but I'd do it so every billionaire son-of-a-whore who is buying up the remaining untapped groundwater (and they are) wakes up one morning to find out their investments aren't worth jack.

 

[Elysis]

The device they use in Inception.

It would take studying for exams to a whole other level.

 

[Tonythion]

3D porn

but mostly 3D porn.

sorry to say but last I heard, Japan was already working on the "first 3D Porn Movie" to try and promote their 3D televisions a while back... and of course there is also old holographic disks that had bits of porn recorded upon it.

Oh those perverted geniuses.

 

[Xeivous]

Alarm clock tazer. Nothing says wake the fuck up like painful amounts of electricity.

 

[Colour Scientist]

I'd invent an international computer network providing e-mail and information from computers in educational institutions, government agencies, and industry, accessible to the general public via modem li... oh... wait...

 

[Nudu]

Magic

 

[Joey Wonton]

I would so want to somehow make a portal creating machine (not gun) that could take me anywhere I like in the visible (or beyond) universe... come to think of it, I would like the tardis.

 

[Duck Sandwich]

A machine that acted as basically, a real life version of a character stat screen in an RPG. One that could scan a person and tell them every single detail they could ever need to know about their health - what sickness/injuries, if any, they have, their height, weight, blood type, measure things like how fast they can run, their strength/endurance/intelligence, etc.