if you could learn one fictional martial art attack

[Yosato]

KAME...HAMEE.HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

God damn it that's what I was thinking. In that case "FIIINAL FLAAAAASH!!!!!"

 

[pauloalbatross]

Chuck Norris' special brand roundhouse kick

 

[Baby Tea]

The Ultimate Punch.

HAH! I was looking for the 'move that makes a grown man crap his pants and not know why' on youtube, but I couldn't find it.
I freaking love that movie.
"Frank! I'm going to get you better you sack of shit!"
Awesome.

 

[-Samurai-]

The Ultimate Punch.

That was indeed the greatest thing I've seen in quite some time. I have to say I'd take that one too.

 

[Sacman]

FALCON PAUNCH!!!
I'm not sure what happened but it was fuggin awesome!!!

 

[TheLefty]

KAME...HAMEE.HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Soo...this guy wins the thread? I think so. The only thing that can compete would be Hadouken, but frankly Kamehameha is just a bit more awesome.

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

I guess I'd pick one from a random hentai or something where they strangely enough have interlinked sex with martial arts, and where they have "special moves" that makes women uncontrollably horny.

Would be pretty useful from time to time. XD

 

[Kaez]

Does Getsuga Tenshou count? Or is it because he's using a sword that it doesn't count. Gonna have to say, not to useful outside of combat, unless people get in my way in traffic.....

 

[Wintermoot]

Gun-Kata, offensive and defensive at the same time =D

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

The thing off Kung Fu panda with the finger twitching and the big boom and the awesome. Can't remember the name...

 

[icyneesan]

FALCON PAUNCH!!!

Holy shit, I never knew that move was powerful enough to be seen outside of the galaxy... I believe this guy wins the thread

 

[Wintermoot]

Does Getsuga Tenshou count? Or is it because he's using a sword that it doesn't count. Gonna have to say, not to useful outside of combat, unless people get in my way in traffic.....

it counts

 

[X123Lewis123X]

as every1 would say, FALCON PUNCH

 

[ironduke88]

KAME...HAMEE.HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Soo...this guy wins the thread? I think so. The only thing that can compete would be Hadouken, but frankly Kamehameha is just a bit more awesome.

I was thinking the MEdouken from 8bit theatre....

As long as everybody knows I'm talking about the proper anime Kamehameha and not the pussy live action film one (which is just about good enough to put out a candle if you didn't see the film...)

 

[Zacharine]

If swords are allowed...

Meet... Hiten Mitsurugi-Ryu: Ama Kakeru Ryu No Hirameki (Heaven's Soaring Dragon Slash), the sword slash that moves beyond god-like speed and actually creates a vacuum with the speed it is going at.

And of course, like any Battoujutsu, it has two phases to prevent any surprises to the user... Attempting a counter only makes it hit harder.

 

[CGAdam]

Hertza Heon, from Battle Angel Alita. Because when you need to liquify an opponent's internal organs from outside their skin, no other resonance attack will do.

 

[C117]

Wrath of the Raging Demon.

You know, Akuma's Ultra Combo in Street Fighter IV.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

The Kaioken. Then I can double my power level, and thus be of average strength.

 

[James Hueick]

Spirit Bomb!

 

[BabySinclair]

Dim Mak, The Touch of Death, would be just awesome. Being able to kill someone that easily would be pretty cool.

That's actually non-fiction, it does actually exist in varying forms.

Personally I would have to go with mastery of gun-kata from Equilibrium.


And a more spoilerish one is around but I'll let you find that