if you could learn one fictional martial art attack

[silver wolf009]

DOLPHIN.... PAWNCH!!

Bow before my awesomeness.

EDIT:
Shark.... SLAM!!

Spoiler

Keep bowing knave.

 

[G1eet]

KAME...HAMEE.HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

God damn it that's what I was thinking. In that case "FIIINAL FLAAAAASH!!!!!"

...KAIO-KEN!

Frieza's Death Beam. Can take out a whole planet, or perform a lobotomy on just one person (at range).

Also very tempting. I'd like the Kaio-ken not just for the obvious fighting benefits; whenever a friend asks me to help them move- fuhgeddaboutit.

 

[doodger]

Flash steps from bleach. Moving fast enough to turn invisible stands out as a good math-getaway scheme, or a nice way to get rid of a team of ninjas.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

the paralyzer

kudos to anyone who can quote me on what movie this is.

 

[Xero Scythe]

Does water-bending count?

Who cares, I wanna be a freakin' water-bender. It can be much more versatile than the series lets on.

*ahem*
Remember, keep it PG. I think. at least PG-13.

 

[Marsell]

Hadoken!
so may practical uses.

 

[deus-ex-machina]

The Buddhas Palm from Kung Fu Hustle.

Awwww... Ninja'd!

Kung Fu Hustle is my favourite film... evar?

If I could learn a realistic move, it would be the scorpion kick. In the style of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISCS6pv_yiQ
You have to watch to the end. Unfortunately, I think it would only look good if a woman did it. But it's so sneaky!

 

[Canadamus Prime]

KAME...HAMEE.HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Soo...this guy wins the thread? I think so. The only thing that can compete would be Hadouken, but frankly Kamehameha is just a bit more awesome.

I was thinking the MEdouken from 8bit theatre....

As long as everybody knows I'm talking about the proper anime Kamehameha and not the pussy live action film one (which is just about good enough to put out a candle if you didn't see the film...)

I think that's pretty much a given. No body would want to learn that failed imitation Kamehameha.
Also you ninja'd me 'cause that's what I was going to say. I love the Kamehameha Wave.
The Hadouken is barely a firecracker when compared to the mighty Kamehameha Wave.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Royal Block.
That is all.
(okay, I cannot hurt people any better since I lack Royal Release, but I'm still completely invincible)

What is that sound I hear? Did I just win the thread?

 

[Mr. Omega]

In terms of no weapons: FALCON... PAWNCH! sorry, but that is the universal solution to EVERYTHING.

Using sword(s):

Hyaku-Hachi Pound Hō.
Roronoa Zoro uses three swords (he has one in his mouth) and his slashes are so powerful, that the swords create enough wind pressure for the power of the slashes to fly forward...with enough power to cleanly cut through a thick concrete wall.

the Name means Phoenix of the 108 Earthly Desires or 108 Pound Phoenix/Cannon.
The attack is basically the same thing as firing a 108 pound cannon ball.

This.

Energy Blasts: Teleporting Kamehameha. The one Goku uses against Cell that he fires it right in his face.

 

[Naheal]

Can I take a weapon instead? I just want Bardiche (Fate's weapon, MSL Nanoha)..

No? Fine. I'll take Blitz Rush.

 

[The Hero Killer]

Akuma's Shun Goku Satsu or if it counts the Tsukuyomi.

 

[Wicky_42]

The only one that hasn't been said yet that I want is EOTL.

Shocked that someone with your avatar wouldn't go with Ban-kai! Theoretically it could be anything! The possibilities ^_^

 

[Freeze_L]

Rasen-shuriken think about how awesome it looks! plus its like a guided freaking missile!

 

[Mar451]

Equilibrium

 

[Darkrain11]

GIGA DRILL BREAKER!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Crz4_UofhS0

 

[Broady Brio]

Any of Sanji's kick attacks.

 

[William Dickbringer]

I would take up Hokuto Shinken then I could pull off stuff like this
skip to 1:43 to see it

I guess I'd pick one from a random hentai or something where they strangely enough have interlinked sex with martial arts, and where they have "special moves" that makes women uncontrollably horny.

Would be pretty useful from time to time. XD

but what if you're fighting against a guy wouldn't that be kinda awkward