If you could make a Silent Protagonist talk, what would he/she say?

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Jackpot524

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Honestly, I'd be to afraid that they'd have an annoying voice to even speculate... Besides Link, for example might want to tell you what really happened at the old lady's house...
 

ArMartinez02

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Its hard to choose this one, maybe the Rookie from ODST, but yet I feel like the Vault dweller from 101 would say something funny, I really have no lines for it tho, lol
 

Yarpie

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Gordon Freeman, in the voice of the Old Spice guy:

Hello video game characters! Look at your melee weapon, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, it isn't mine, but if you switched from a silly knife to a manly crowbar it could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You are in a fight to the death, with a creature who's faceplate can't be broken with mere cutlery! What's that in your hand? Back to me. I have it, it's that one tool you really need. Look again; the crowbar is now on fire! Anything is possible when you use a crowbar and not a knife. I've got wicked glasses. *whistles*
 

zHellas

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Breaker deGodot said:
zHellas said:
Gordon Freeman - "Fuck this shit, I'm gonna go get drunk."
Are you familiar with Freeman's Mind?
Yup.

"Maybe I should have had more than 2 shots of vodka for breakfast this morning."
 

Eumersian

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Gordon Freeman blows up the Borealis in a big fiery explosion and says:

"That was the most wicked pissah explosion evah."

?in a ridiculous Boston accent.
 

Saltyk

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Villager: "Please save my daughter from the evil cave troll."
Hero from random RPG: "No, I'll pass."
Villager: "Oh thank you, brave hero."
HfrRPG: "What? I said 'no'. Why are you thanking me?"
Villager: "Of course I'll lead you to it."
[Villager grabs HfrRPG and drags him kicking and screaming]
HfrRPG: "Let me go! Are you deaf? Let GO! I don't want to fight a cave troll. They smell! I have to save the princess. Or kill my arc rival. Or save the world. Find out the tragic past of my once powerful, noble, and feared people? Listen I forget which, but why would I want to slay this monster, even if I had the time? Which I don't, by the way."
[Villager drops HfrRPG at the evil cave troll's uh... castle in the clouds]
Villager: "Here we are."
HfrRPG: "What the hell!? I thought you said he was a cave troll!"
Villager: "..."
HfrRPG: "Oh, I get it. You're the village idiot."
Villager: "In you go."
[The villager pushes HfrRPG into the door. Then, blocks the door with a giant bolder to prevent escape uh... the evil cave troll, that lives in a castle in the clouds, from getting away]
HfrRPG: "You know that you're effectively destroying the planet, right? God I hate solving everyone's problems for them."

Because seriously, in just about any RPG you have to salve everyone's problems for them. No matter how small. This goes double for MMOs.
 

BlastedTheWorm

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"No! You know what?! No! YOU go fucking fight these big alien monsters! I'm a scientist! I don't do combat! Yet, as soon as it goes tits-up, I'm always the first one you wheel out! Go lead your own fucking resistance! I've got science to do." - Gordon Freeman
 

varulfic

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I always pictured the reason Gordon Freeman doesn't talk is because he's walking around in a sort of daze, thrust into this confusing world where everyone expects that he knows whats going on when in fact he's just stumbling onwards going "Eh?.. What? Who are you people? Go where? What?". After a while, he's sorta just goes along with everything because he's not sure what else he's gonna do, and atleast the resistance doesn't try to kill him on sight. He's just trying to survive and any good he does along the way is purely coincidental.
 

Zhukov

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Dec 29, 2009
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We've had this one before.

My response was, "Oh man, that gobstopper lasted for ages."
 

hazabaza1

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Samus: WAH WAH WAH ADAM WAH WAH WAH
Ahhh, the joys of mocking games I haven't even played.
OT: Probably be funny to see Jackson's reaction right as the nuke goes off in CoD4.
 

Yosato

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Red (and others) from Pokemon: "You don't mind me walking into your house and looking in all your bins do you?"
 

Lolth17

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zHellas said:
Lolth17 said:
I'd like to hear Samus say that that whiny ***** in The Other M wasn't actually her.
Oh! That could be the plot for the sequel!

The Samus from The Other M turns out to be a clone and Real Samus has to go find and kill her before Fake Samus can fuck up everything.
I like it! And she could shoot that guy who keeps giving clone Samus orders in the face with a rocket! I think we should go to Nintendo with this right away...