If you could make a Silent Protagonist talk, what would he/she say?

[Theron Julius]

I think Gordon Freeman would say "No, I'm not going into the hole full of zombies."

 

[Wintermoot]

Gordon Freeman: I WANT MY BEER!
JRPG guy: hey where can I buy gallon bottle,s of hairgell?
Pokemon guy/gall: why dont I need any any sleep or food?
Chell: cake?

 

[coldshadow]

I'd have Gordon Freeman saying "It'd never work between us, Alyx."
More to annoy fanboys than anything else.

I would pay for valve to do that.

 

[Andantil]

Gordon Freeman would talk like A Pimp Named Slickback, and he would be the most awesome character ever.

 

[Woodsey]

"Another crowbar? Will somebody buy me a fucking shovel already?!"

OT: Probably be funny to see Jackson's reaction right as the nuke goes off in CoD4.

Because there's nothing quite as funny as listening to a man beg for his life.

 

[Random Argument Man]

I hate to join on the bandwagon but...

Gordon Freeman: You people are overly-dependant.

 

[Something Amyss]

Any silent hero: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU REPLYING TO? I HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING FOR THE LAST 20 MINUTES!

Stormtrooper: You know, Al and Fred just shot at this guy and he deflected their blaster bolts with his laser sword, killing them instantly. I wonder what Endor's like this time of year.

 

[thepicle]

"this is what i sound like? God damn it!"

 

[zHellas]

Gordon Freeman would talk like A Pimp Named Slickback, and he would be the most awesome character ever.

And then magically Alyx would start talking like Crystal, Like The Champagne.

 

[My name is Fiction]

I think it would be fun to give Link the personality of an upbeat, optimistic go-getter - and a vocabulary of exactly one word.

For instance, "cheeseburger".

Engaging conversation: "Cheeseburger."
When attacking a foe: "Cheese-burr-GERRR!!"
When hit by foe: "CHEESEburger!"
Opening a chest: "CHEESEBURGER!"
Falling into pit: "CHEEeeeeseeeburge [small] e e e e[/small][sub] e r r r . . .[/sub]
Sad: "Cheeseburger..."
Dying: "Che e e e e e e s e. . . b . . (hrrg)"

Anyone care to try a different word?

I would pay to see that. Would be so freakin' hilarious! xD

"Someone make a video of that, I would pay alot of money!"

 

[Theron Julius]

Spoiler

I'd personally love to hear Revan declare his undying love for Canderous or Zaalbar

Win... This is just win. Most /thread thing I've seen in ages.

 

[ApeShapeDeity]

I'm gonna take it back to when I was a kid in the arcade. Me and my mate could beat Double Dragon on a cred each no problem... That is except for the bat.

So, I think it'd be great if when you fly-kick your friend in the back of the head to get it off 'em it'd come out with,

"Give it up, *****!"

or

"That's myyyyyy tooooy!"

 

[Kadoodle]

Link: "I don't believe in fairies"

*navi drops dead*

 

[CosmicCommander]

Spoiler

I'd personally love to hear Revan declare his undying love for Canderous or Zaalbar

I approve of this concept.

 

[LogieBear]

I would like for Gordan Freeman to speak, but the problem is as soon as his mouth opens, and the perfect Goatee is split in two. His vocal chords will begin to vibrate, emmitting a frequency to AWESOME for us 'feeble' mortals to even begin to comprehend.
Then the world will implode
That is all

 

[0p3rati0n]

For Gordon Freeman just watch Freeman's mind and there you have it.

 

[DanielBrown]

Isaac from Dead Space; Omgomgomgomgomgomgomg!

 

[Ivor The Spider]

Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess.