If you could make a Silent Protagonist talk, what would he/she say?

[scorptatious]

Crono from Chrono Trigger.

"No no, STOP! I never agreed to this! I never said I wanted to go out to kill something that wouldn't be around until long after I'm dead. All I wanted to do was bang Marle. And somehow, I'm ended up in this 'Fiendlord's Castle' with a frogman and a giant garbage can! No more! I am done! I am out of here!"

(Crono storms out. Frog and Robo just stare at him leave and turn to each other. Than Crono comes back.)

"And the Dream Devourer ending in the DS version isn't canon either!"

 

[Cain_Zeros]

Gordon Freeman: No! Fuck you! I have a Doctorate in Theoretical Physics, not saving the fucking world!

Hero from Fable: Stop calling my Chicken Chaser! My name's John Collins! And how do you know the title the Guild gave me before I do anyway?

 

[StriderShinryu]

Freeman: "Finally, I can tell these stupid fanboys to stop treating me like I'm a fricking god or something... and I miss Barney, he always had such a special way with his hands."

 

[Nikolaz72]

Master Chief: Why am i even on this thread?

 

[archvile93]

I'd have Gordon Freeman ask "Why does the environment seem to be arranged in such a way that the only thing I can do is what all these other people tell me to do?"

 

[quhouv vhqwiufv qwiu]

Gordon Freeman: "Yes I remembered to reload! >_>"

 

[superbatranger]

Protagonist man from Grand Theft Auto 3: "Oh to hell with this shit, I'm going home."

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

Gordon Freeman.
Jamaican accent.
"Ya, man, dissa mah fookin' crowbah! Imma beat ya face in, ya crazy mothafucka!'

Vortigaunts in Jamaican accent: Yo it's da Freemaaaan

yeah, a Jamaican version of Half Life could work

 

[C117]

Link in The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. I'd make him say something like this to Zelda;

"You're incredibly hot and I love you. Let's make out."

 

[theshadowcult]

Nothing, i like quiet people.

 

[Vrex360]

It has already been said [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.129723-GameMinds-Dead-Space-The-Isaac-Clark-Journals?page=1]

 

[Reaper195]

Gordan Freeman: "Ni...you know what? I DON'T want to help anyone. This shit is not my problem, I am going home to sleep. FUCK YOU, BREEN!"

 

[ultrachicken]

Ramirez: "FOR FUCK'S SAKE, STOP YELLING AT ME AND DO IT YOURSELF! ...Sir..."

The "sir" at the end of that was priceless.

I'd like hear the rookie from Halo ODST say to his squadmates, near the end of the game, "Hey, thanks for looking for me, assholes."

 

[Deathkingo]

I want someone to order Gordon Freeman to do something totally ridiculous, amazing, and otherworldly. Then, he would snap, saying, "I'M A THEORETICAL PHYSICIST!" and storm out of the room. Roll credits.

 

[[Insert Name Here]]

For Gordon Freeman: Nothing. He'd sneeze. Watch fanboys cry.

 

[faranor]

"just tagging along for the cheeseburgers"