urgh76 said:
4thegreatergood said:
Another. That retard guy with an axe from Unforgotten Realms.
uh do u mean roamin??? he has a hammer not an axe... the axe is JACQUE
Why the bloody hell would I want THAT guy hanging around? He'd probably just attract the attention of some otherworldly horror or another and proceed to get earth stuck in some kind of horrible three days doomsday scenario where we all get to enjoy blistering fiery death again and again and again until he mans up, let's his balls drop and saves us all.
No, I'd very much like to make a familiar into a real world being. One of my familiars to be rather specific. A DnD Sorcerer cat familiar, who immediately grants me innate magical powers and a lossless, free class change, whom I have an empathic mind link with and who gains experience and power along with me, whose mind is a slightly watered down version of my own.
And who can speak.
THAT my friends, would be awesome.
I'd use my awesome magical powers to mind-persuade some high up corporate person with way to much money and power for his or her own good to give me a job with the specific directions to "go do stuff" with a £50k monthly salary and a thoroughly satisfying health care plan.
I'd then proceed to alter the natural lifespan of myself, and live my life happily experimenting with my magical powers, relaxing and having tea and crumpets with my cat familiar during the smooth ever-present wintry days that for some strange inexplicably reason has become the only weather ever percent around my permanent place of residence.