The Emperor of Mankind (Warhammer 40k) vs. Chuck Norris (fictional mythos, not the actual guy).
EDIT: Should probably include a link describing the Emprah. I assume that everyone knows about 50 different Chuck Norris-isms, so I won't bother with that.
A Gundam from Gundam Wing vs Jehuty from Zone of the Enders and Jehuty win despite I am a Gundam fan.
Anyway the reason for this is that I had an argument with a mate from High School at who would win in a fight. I said Jehuty due to the fact it has far better mobility compared to a Gundam from that show. I'm only say that specific Gundam series since that was when we were watching Gundam Wing. Needless to say it was a half arse discussion as my mate had no real points on why the Gundam would win other than "it will kicked its arse!"
Sure if it was a different Gundam from a different series (Gundam Unicorn, Gundam Exia of Gundam Drstiny) than I change my mind but in my view the Gundam from Gundam Wing were slow compared to the fast and agile Jehuty!
And I'm not sure who to take. I mean, Kratos kills gods for fun, but Arceus is pretty strong... I guess I'll go with Kratos, if only because of his previous record interacting with deities.
Batman versus Superman. And Batman gets as much prep time as he needs, so he would win DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD am i cool for thinking batman can defeat superman yet
I was silently raging until I worked out you were being sarcastic. Here's how I reckon that battle would go.
Batman realises Superman will turn against him, he carefully scopes out Superman, secretly placing a tracer on him, with satellite tracking so he can pinpoint where Superman is anywhere on earth at any given moment. He tracks and compiles Superman's every movement, analyses how Superman fights, his techniques and powers.
Meanwhile Superman goes to the funpark with Lois Lane, he has icecream and pretends that the Waltzer was scary.
Batman spends countless hours working out counters to every one of Superman's powers. A temperature resistant suit to counter his heat vision and frost breath, a super strong powered exoskeleton to counter Superman's Strength. His fighting techniques are downloaded into a computer programme in the exoskeleton that will anticipate all Superman's punches and fight for Batman, so he doesn't get caught out by Superman's speed.
Meanwhile Superman goes to the park, and has a picnic.
Then he works out exactly where the fight will take place. He takes his huge stock of Kryptonite and booby-traps the entire area, planting detonation devices encased in lead all around the buildings and ground that will blow on the single press of a button, showering the entire area instantly in the deadly Kryptonite.
He hides all weapons at his disposal at strategic positions around the area: Batmobile, Batplane, Batbike, Batcopter, etc. and trains all their guns to fire on the area when the detonation happens.
Meanwhile Superman goes to a fundraiser party.
He captures Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen and tricks Superman into thinking that they are being held in the secret area. Superman flies in, and finds Batman in his Exoskeleton. He goes to talk to Batman, but Batman reaches to his belt, he's holding the detonator and his thumb moves to press down on the button....
Superman's super senses hear the engines of all Batman's vehicles parked nearby, he sees the detonator and realises what it is, and works out that the mysterious lead blocks he couldn't see into all over the area must be traps. He wonders why Batman would be standing in the place Lois and Jimmy were apparently held captive in, and realised he has been betrayed. He flies up into the air at Supersonic speed, just as the entire area vapourises in Kryptonite shards, shrapnel and missiles.
Batman checks his tracer to see where Superman is. It doesn't respond. Maybe it was destroyed along with Superman in the blast, but his exoskeleton computer video recording shows that Superman just cleared the blast before visual contact was lost by the explosion. The ground for at least a mile glows green from the Kryptonite. Superman would be mad to try and get near Batman, he was safe for a little while at least.
He climbs out of the crater and checks the tracer records to see that it's last recorded position was somewhere in the stratosphere before the Satellites lost contact with it. "How did it get there? Maybe Superman discovered it's position and hurled it into space? or maybe..."
With that thought a grim shadow descends across the battlefield, it gets darker and darker, and as the smoke and dust clears Batman just has enough time to look up into the smoldering sky and make out...
"Is... Is that the moon?"
Boom. Superman wins by Exterminatus.
Yeah. I've thought about this way too much. Shut up.
Elric of Melnibone Vs Conan! I have read far to much fantasy in my time and both of these guys are a massive walking cliche' all in all, but i could well imagine Elric summoning up the last uses of his pacts made with the elder gods as Conan slashes his way through them with his barbarian might until the two lock in to mortal combat! Who would win at this point would be a coin toss, but i would love the idea of Conan killing Elric with Stormbringer, after a heroic struggle and much rolling on the floor, and then walking off with a demonic sould devouring sword in tow for more adventures!
Batman Vs Spider-man
Then when Spidey obviously wins, laugh as the internet destroys itself because its god has fallen.
Thor vs Hulk with both not holding back at full strength would also be pretty cool to watch. I think Hulk would just take it
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DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD am i cool for thinking batman can defeat superman yet
