if you could make copies of yourself, what would you do?

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hailfire

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if you had the ability to replicate yourself exactly, what kind of stunts would you pull? personally, when I got bored of boxing myself and conducting a symphony made entirely of copies of me, I would probably join a black ops game and play as the entire team. how about you? what would you do?
 

FalloutJack

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I wouldn't be Justin Beiber, I'll tell you that.

Truth is, me and the Deathspank towel plan to take over the world right about now.
 

Tartarga

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Screw with people mostly. Talk to a guy, leave the room, different me enters room from different entrance immediately afterward. Much wtfs are had.
 

jewpire

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Have them do my home work and chores while i go have fun with the rest of the copies
 

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bleachigo10 said:
Screw with people mostly. Talk to a guy, leave the room, different me enters room from different entrance immediately afterward. Much wtfs are had.
Like this, but in different clothes.

Also, i'd create a couple mes to be organ and/or body donors.
 

Daniel_Rosamilia

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bleachigo10 said:
Screw with people mostly. Talk to a guy, leave the room, different me enters room from different entrance immediately afterward. Much wtfs are had.
Pretty much that.
I don't think you can really top that, although organising a giant flashmob in a huge public space with just clones of yourself would be quite entertaining.

EDIT:
Somehow meet up with the head of whatever defence program we have here in Australia.
Show them that I can clone myself.
Make a clone army.
Buy stormtrooper 'costumes'.
Send to war.
?????
PROFIT
 

NitehawkFury

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I think that might be a little too much awesome for one world to contain, actually. But seriously, I think we might get along a little TOO well... Definitely would make things much more efficient, for us to all be on the same wavelength, and be able to get everything done faster because I wouldn't have to really explain anything. We'd all get it at the same time.
 

badgersprite

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Play co-op with them since I don't like having to play online.

Also, I'd get them to study one subject while I studied the other. Even if we couldn't reabsorb knowledge if we reformed somehow, at least their notes would be useful.
 

Bags159

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Am able to control them, or are they 100% sentient? Have them do the boring stuff in my life for me.

Otherwise I'd just fuck with people like the above. Probably play some games together. Then disco... with myself... OUTRAGEOUS.

 

RADlTZ

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Become a real life Agent Smith. Take over the world.

Avoid becomeing curious as to what an orgy with myself and a few supermodels would be like.

EDIT

Actully now I am curious, Id probably do that,

Also I rather the idea of me being the hive mind to all my replicas than them being their own individual me's.
 

DaphneRose

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Oh my word it'd be like being god.
I'd have them live out the lives I want to live, but can't, simply because I can't stretch myself but so far. They'd take professions on a wide variety of subjects I find interesting. I would watch them grow, develop, and become individuals of their own. They would be me at a genetic level, but no longer at a mental level.

I would watch them make friends, fall in love, have their hearts broken, watch their dreams achieved and shattered. In forty years we'd all gather again and it will be like meeting intimate strangers with my face. I would die happy, knowing that I had achieved all I could have ever hoped for, and more, within the reasonable span of a lifetime.
 

Faux Furry

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Finish every single outstanding project that I have backlogged to date, freeing up time for more ambitious large-scale projects down the line. Sure, I wouldn't get the valuable input that an outsider's perspective can bring to things, but having extra pairs of hands who all share the same vision without fail would more than make up for that.

add-on: One such project might even just entail world domination...over a world filled with clones.

It's like having a kitchen full of chefs who all know the same recipes with no deviations caused by differing personal preferences without their being mindless automatons, either. That would allow even a mere mortal to bake a Super-Cake [http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=713:why-fight-crime-when-you-can-bake-a-cake&catid=36:stupor-powers-index&Itemid=38]!
 

NerfedFalcon

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I'd probably just mess around with people. And do my homework. But, if one of the clones is destroyed, does that part of me never come back, or what actually does happen to me?
 

Gaiseric

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I don't think I would want to. I worry that he'll try to replace me. And if that's my worry then it'll be his worry too. And if it's both our worry then we'd probably get into some sort of epic battle of who is going to be who's replicant and kill each other(myself?) in the process.
 

WolfThomas

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Can I reabsorb my copies? Multipleman style? Then I'd send my dupes out to study, work and train. I'd learn medicine, law, martial arts and international languages.
 

Vryyk

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Urethral fisting Get a lot of jobs and spend my time playing videogames while my clones made me money.