if you could make copies of yourself, what would you do?
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Well, the first thing I'd do is solve world hunger. That's kind of an issue.
Then I'd go through combat training, make an army of Rons, and make sure no one ever had to go hungry again...by force!.
I'd be the greatest humanatarian-who-replicated-himself-something-like-ten-thousand-times there ever was.
Of course, at that point the UN would get a little antsy, and tell me to quit with all the good deeds and goodwill towards men. I'd tell them to shove it, and that I happen to be the strongest force on earth.
This, of course, would lead to a military engagement between the unnoficial Nation of Ron and the US, during which a bunch of other people try to invade the US, but fail because they've got Ron protecting their borders. And the US.
Then all the kooks would come out and try to wipe out life on the planet. I, being awesome, would stop it in some unfathomably awesome way.
Later the United Nations of the world would try again to tell me to stop making them look bad, but I'd tell them that they have one of two options; accept that I'm a benevolent, well intentioned being or try to destroy a force that equates to a hundredth of a million Green Berets with a single intelligence. They, being intelligent, would chose to tolerate my shenanigans.
Shortly thereafter, I would invent free energy, interstellar travel, and set up another inter-country peacekeeping thing, composed entirely of Rons. Mankind would flourish, all thanks to me. All ten thousand of me.
...or I'd just play Super Smash Brothers. One of the two.
Then I'd go through combat training, make an army of Rons, and make sure no one ever had to go hungry again...by force!.
I'd be the greatest humanatarian-who-replicated-himself-something-like-ten-thousand-times there ever was.
Of course, at that point the UN would get a little antsy, and tell me to quit with all the good deeds and goodwill towards men. I'd tell them to shove it, and that I happen to be the strongest force on earth.
This, of course, would lead to a military engagement between the unnoficial Nation of Ron and the US, during which a bunch of other people try to invade the US, but fail because they've got Ron protecting their borders. And the US.
Then all the kooks would come out and try to wipe out life on the planet. I, being awesome, would stop it in some unfathomably awesome way.
Later the United Nations of the world would try again to tell me to stop making them look bad, but I'd tell them that they have one of two options; accept that I'm a benevolent, well intentioned being or try to destroy a force that equates to a hundredth of a million Green Berets with a single intelligence. They, being intelligent, would chose to tolerate my shenanigans.
Shortly thereafter, I would invent free energy, interstellar travel, and set up another inter-country peacekeeping thing, composed entirely of Rons. Mankind would flourish, all thanks to me. All ten thousand of me.
...or I'd just play Super Smash Brothers. One of the two.
I would make them go to work for me..
Then i would get several incomes and therefor make loadsa money by doing nothing at all..
Life would be sweet!
Then i would get several incomes and therefor make loadsa money by doing nothing at all..
Life would be sweet!
While they did all the crap that my (hardly)"invalid" mother wants me to do for her, while I stay in my room and do what I want and or go out with friends without having her calling me every time I do go out, to tell me I have to come home early to find her keys, which are usually sitting next to her or in the kitchen, but she is too lazy to get up and look for them. She's so lazy, that when she does get up and actually make herself something to eat, the box of trash that is leftover, she just leaves on the stove even though the trash can is no more than two feet away. Then, I come home after being away for two days, one at a friends house, and one mowing my dad's lawn, and I find that stove piled up with trash and pans with old dried up food rotting. Then she tells me not to complain that the kitchen is dirty, and then tells me I have to clean it up because she wants me to make her something.
Yeah, copies of myself that actually follow my orders to the letter would do nicely.
Yeah, copies of myself that actually follow my orders to the letter would do nicely.
I would walk into the dmv. After waiting in line for hours would ask the woman at the desk which for I needed for a change of title. I would purposefully grab the wrong form then wait in line again for hours. Then after doing this several times and being told the form was incorrect several times as well I would then send a copy through line the last time. Have them wait for the woman who must be getting aggravated by this point tell me it was the wrong form then have the copy pull its face off then use its fingers to puppet the mouth to say "is this the wrong form?" lol would just make me laugh. Call it sick if you want.
Since I need practice playing Chess, I'd have 2 of myself play chess to practice, while the real me and a clone plays splitscreen online Black Ops. I'll have 2 other mes doing my homework for the last week of school. I'll have a clone of me walk my dog every day, and do all my chores.
There's be more stuff I'd add, but it would take a long time to type it all...
There's be more stuff I'd add, but it would take a long time to type it all...
Co-op with myselves since my friends live far away. Also if I did had a job the other me will go to work while I get to hang out and have fun etc. However with that scenerio I would end up getting another job to supports the other me's as well (unless they can dissapear).
I guess I'd screw with peoples heads by sending out my clone to talk to somebody wearing some bizzare outfit that would take hours to put on/take off get them to turn around and replace myself with my clone.
Bad thoughts immediately came to mind.
First off - I would have one copy of me in a blatantly obvious public location, I may perform a live show (doesn't matter if I'm good or not) and have other copies steal funds, kidnap scientists (which will be more like a "you work for me, get paid better than before but you have to stay under my constant supervision" type of arrangement than out and out kidnapping).
Then, I'd begin researching cryostasis and consciousness transfer so as to ensure I'll have permanently young versions of myself in waiting - plus the means to transfer my experiences to what would then be outdated versions of myself.
I'd then proceed to train myself; intellectually and physically, until I was at my own personal peak and replicate myself behind imagination and actually achieve world domination.
I could do this immediately; but I figure it would be easier to prepare and learn whilst unknown, than to attempt all this when there would undoubtedly be people attempting to overthrow me.
Just in case I get thwarted, I would always have spare copies hidden in the ocean and other remote locales. Don't want to get cocky after all, and all the best super-villains can't be killed properly.
First off - I would have one copy of me in a blatantly obvious public location, I may perform a live show (doesn't matter if I'm good or not) and have other copies steal funds, kidnap scientists (which will be more like a "you work for me, get paid better than before but you have to stay under my constant supervision" type of arrangement than out and out kidnapping).
Then, I'd begin researching cryostasis and consciousness transfer so as to ensure I'll have permanently young versions of myself in waiting - plus the means to transfer my experiences to what would then be outdated versions of myself.
I'd then proceed to train myself; intellectually and physically, until I was at my own personal peak and replicate myself behind imagination and actually achieve world domination.
I could do this immediately; but I figure it would be easier to prepare and learn whilst unknown, than to attempt all this when there would undoubtedly be people attempting to overthrow me.
Just in case I get thwarted, I would always have spare copies hidden in the ocean and other remote locales. Don't want to get cocky after all, and all the best super-villains can't be killed properly.
Pretty much just kill my copies repeatedly.
Dunno what I'd do with the corpses. Donate them to charity or something.
Dunno what I'd do with the corpses. Donate them to charity or something.
Rock Paper Scissors battle royale.
L4D2 versus.
A combination hunting and buffalo riding.
I could go on, but I need to find some buffalo now...
L4D2 versus.
A combination hunting and buffalo riding.
I could go on, but I need to find some buffalo now...