I'd go out and get totally hammered with Snake and Otacon. That would be one potential bar fight you'd be destined to win. Plus they're both pretty smart. (Well, Snake is pretty smart, Otacon is a damn genius)
Someone needs to tell this plumber that his princess is not worth getting saved when she's abducted again the next day... you'd think she would get a security system or a dog or move out but noooo, she goes with Bowzer again. Something's rotten in the kingdom of mushroom!
Here is my list of things I would do if I met any character:
-Run away before I get raped by Pyramid Head.
-Watch where all my things are because Garrett is a master Thief.
-Get a better antivirus if it's SHODAN.
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