if you could only have sex once in your life, where would you do it???

[B2kCyclops]

In a bed, on Groundhog Day... starting around 6:00AM I suppose.

I don't think I would even have to worry about having sex again.

I second that.

And about sex in space:
Imagine controlling an unicycle made of Jell-O on a rollercoaster track made of wet soap.
And having sex whilst that.
Sounds very funny (and interesting to watch), but I bet it is not that great at all...

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Question.
Are you allowed to turn it down? Like, you only get one chance and after turning it down you are never bothered with that shit again?
Because that would be really super if you could.

Alright, what if you could only masturbate once then? Or have any sexually related acts once? Where then hm?

Oh gee, well then, let me think about it. How about nowhere ever?
Yeah, I think I like the sound of nowhere ever.

That doesn't quite go with thymoanesthesia if you like something.

Though I'm Existentialist which is slightly like thymoanesthesia, though slightly less prickish in my own personality I'd think.

... In what way is existentiallism like thymoanesthesia.
Thymoanesthesia is the blunting of emotions. Existentialism is moaning about how life has no purpose.

But yes, you are right. Liking things and thymoanesthesia don't quite mesh.
Which is exactly why I do not actually like anything and was, in fact, simply using a turn of phrase.

But you were trying to be a smartass, weren't you. And here I am raining all over your parade.
By all means, continue being pedantic. It's not like I can stop you.

 

[Elle-Jai]

Who cares where, but I want one of those 5-star hotel king-size beds, with satin sheets, no rain, not too cold or too hot, and the only problem I'd have with an audience is whether or not they gave my partner "performance anxiety".

 

[Noumenon]

On top of Mila Kunis . . . .Or below, I'm fairly neutral.

Why don't these forums have a thumbs-up button?

Has anyone read the Isaac Asimov story I'm in Marsport Without Hilda? [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%27m_in_Marsport_Without_Hilda] I'd sure love to try sex like that on those 0.4 gravity beds.

 

[jopomeister]

On the peak of a human pyramid.
Oh yes.

 

[TheXRatedDodo]

In a bed with someone I'm deeply in love with and comfortable with. \o/

 

[GodofDisaster]

In my house.

Call me boring, but if it was somewhere other than what I'm familiar with, I'd just be too nervous.

I'm thinking the same thing. Also I've yet to have sex but if I did and I could only do it once, then I would want it in a place that's safe and familiar.

 

[Kazzak]

International Space Station.
If you only got one shot, might as well be worth it.

 

[Dexiro]

In a bed. But a really big comfy one ;D

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

In the rain on a boat somewhere in the middle of the ocean

 

[Hollock]

in a volcano lair right before it erupts.

 

[Junkle]

I wouldn't. That way I wouldn't miss anything, and then if I suddenly had a reason to need to, I would. So, basically, I'd save it for later.

 

[likalaruku]

In my mind.

 

[Get_A_Grip_]

Isn't "who" more important than "where"?

 

[AMMO Kid]

In the hall outside your computer room.

Every time you would come to see what the noise was we would run away and come back when you were sure that no one was there.

You, sir, would be confused for life.

 

[mrpenguinismyhomeboy]

IN SPACE.

It would be so fucking epic. And I don't mean like in a ship of some kind, I mean just floating in space.

Yeah I know me and my partner would freeze to death stop ruining my sexual fantasies.

Either that or on the sun.

Yes I know I'd die there to now shush

 

[major28]

in a room with 50 horny chicks a camera and a wizard who can make your erection never go down

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