If you could own ANY animal in the world...

[Section Crow]

One of the birds from the Crow family (Rook, Raven, Carrion, Jackdaw, Hooded)

I was raised a cat person but have always had a yearning to try an own a bird

 

[Seagoon]

Just something I've been pondering tonight as I sit bored in my dimly lit wine cellar supping on a glass of apple juice. If people could choose any animal they liked as a pet, what would they want?

I'm curious to see what people come up with and just to be clear on this:

- It can be ANY animal, be as unqiue or boring as you want. It does need to be a real animal and still exist though. So no pokemon and dinosaur pets people

- It is guaranteed to be perfectly obedient, no training required (this will inclue toilet training)

- You get to provide any environment that it requires, regardless of size

- You get ONE choice

I honestly don't know what I'd want. Although owning a huge bengal tiger could sure have it's advantages...I have some people who owe me a lotta money.

I genuinely doubt that there is any animal quite as epic as the Polar Bear.. He would be called Fenton and be epic..

 

[mayney93]

a Dire wolf, or a wolf, or a wolf like thing, or a meerkat, need i explain any of these choices?

 

[DJ_DEnM]

A Fox. Any kind, just a fox. My uncle had a fox. It was so cool

 

[Twilight_guy]

A Russian Blue. Okay, I'm boring but I'm not a big fan of exotic pets.

 

[SD-Fiend]

Either a :
wolf
a honduran white bat
or a st bernard.
If i could combine those with this post:

Polar Bear.
Because fuck you I want a polar bear.

Spoiler: Also this:

I could die happy.

 

[bullet_sandw1ch]

cone shell. i can kill anything with its deadly neurotoxin.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conidae

 

[SD-Fiend]

This thing.
Now, if you dare spell my name with an H again....

I don't know what things are anymore...

 

[Agow95]

MONKEH!!! I'd call it that as well, and have it follow my friend Rylan around all day, just out of his reach (I once drew a monkey annotated "MONKEH!!" in half his school books, it really pisses him off)

 

[Keava]

- It can be ANY animal, be as unqiue or boring as you want. It does need to be a real animal and still exist though. So no pokemon and dinosaur pets people

Arf. This ruins it all. I wanted Dodo bird. The extinction happened relatively recently tho (in terms of earth history .. think it was 19th century)...so,uh, please?

Other than that, Platypus, because They are the most absurd creation of Mother Nature.

 

[Wintermoot]

A FUCKING TIGER!

because why not?

 

[The Funslinger]

I wanna wolf because they are awesome.

They're big and fluffy, and really good to have around if anyone wants to mess with me.

This.

And it's legally possible, and I have the knowledge and experience necessary to handle them.

Guess what I'm going to do!

 

[Shadie777]

An elephant... Why?

"An elephant who never forgets... TO KILL!"

Cookie for reference.

Pffft.
Why would you pick the elephant when you can get CITIZEN SNIPS?!!

OT: The Blob fish. I want this for the sole reason to troll. It will amuse me...

LOOK AT IT!!

 

[requisitename]

A jaguar. I think they're gorgeous. Also, would you fuck with this guy?

 

[FalloutJack]

My choice? A fox! Specifically, a greyfox. And no, before anyone asks, I will not name it Frank.

 

[RyoScar]

I shall choose the mighty, majestic Wolf.

 

[Mordekaien]

Armadillo.... because

Transformer in the flesh!!!!

 

[Prime_Hunter_H01]

I would get this guy
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=ironclad+beetle&hl=en&biw=1366&bih=642&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=e3GFrWBN3FBDwM:&imgrefurl=http://www.melodymcfarland.com/%3Fp%3D2360&docid=U-fVps4aQ20KNM&imgurl=http://www.melodymcfarland.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/ironclad-beetle.jpg&w=1200&h=574&ei=f-9TT_nSAtOnsAKnjZHwBQ&zoom=1
It's an Ironclad Beetle. It is small, an insect, and indestructible.
I could let it roam around my house and not have to worry about crushing him.
Sorry about long link. I don't know how to make pictures appear.