If you could pick any way to die... ??

[Mr0llivand3r]

what would you choose?

none of that "in my bed while i'm asleep" or "bullet to the head so it's fast and painless?" shit

assume that all ways henceforth stated are painless, what are some of the craziest, most awesome, most epic ways you could think of to die?

bonus points if you describe what you could do with your body after your death (assuming it's whole enough to be considered a corpse)




me personally, i think an epic way to die would be awesome to jump out of a Ferrari going 600 miles per hour on the highway into the oncoming traffic lane and get hit mid-jump by an 18-wheeler, bug-splat style.

after my death i would like my friends to fire me out of a cannon into the side of a mountain

 

[cleverlymadeup]

i will have to say death by snu-snu

 

[Mr0llivand3r]

lol

 

[Sewblon]

I wish to die in the apocalypse when the universe vanishes in the fire of anti-matter colliding with matter.

 

[Ranooth]

i will have to say death by snu-snu

We have a winner.

 

[riku0093]

i have one best and worst way to die

Best: running to save someone from jumping off of a plane and slipping out of the plane falling until you hit the blades of a helicopter and then being blood spattered over disney world to ruin the childrens innosense

worste: (i have 2) 1: fire house up the ass turned on full blast...nuff said

2: choking on a pill that helps widen your throat so you dont choke on stuff...my uncle did that he lived tho XD

 

[Combined]

I want death by search button.

 

[lumenadducere]

i will have to say death by snu-snu

We have a winner.

Agreed.

 

[jim_doki]

this will only end in a hammer and lock

 

[Tattaglia]

I want death by search button.

Bing bing bing bing bing!
How would you like your prize, Mr Combined? The Aston Martin or the Mystery Box?

 

[mokes310]

i will have to say death by snu-snu

Seconded! I'd want the large women, then the petite women, then the beautiful women, then the large women again!

 

[TheDeadman]

I would die while killing zombies.
Whith my hands
On a burning plane
While having sex with 19 woman
Discovering the secret of the world(with I won't tell you, because I'm dead)

In slow motion

 

[ellimist337]

While snu snu is definitely the best answer, I'm going to go with "In an alien invasion, where I'm the only way to save the rest of the world, and will be adored in my death by all of humanity, but I am brutally cut to pieces and have parts of me totally obliterated with some crazy kind of death ray."

 

[AdjectiveAnimal]

I would die while killing zombies.
With my hands
On a burning plane
While having sex with 19 women
Discovering the secret of the world(with I won't tell you, because I'm dead)

In slow motion

Me too, except I'd be killing Nazi zombies in space.

 

[gobinam]

i would like to jump off a plane without a parachute while holding a gun then ill shoot myself on the tummy while another guy would stalk me and snipe me down before i hit the ground. they could feed me to the lions after i die. ^.^

 

[DrX_1030]

death by jail bait
http://ummyeah.com/media/Jailbait_Because_the_Best_Things_in_Life_Are_Illegal

 

[Zeromaxx]

Flesh eating beetle attack.

 

[BrightDeathFriend]

I would like to die ontop of a hill watching a sunset whilst someone kills me from behind with a katana. Then to be set in stone in the same spot.

 

[Ace Jackson]

Being flung out of a plane over France and being impaled on the Eiffel Tower, but I'm not quite dead, and so they rush be to Le Hospitale, but I O.D. on the Le Morphine, and after I die everything except for some blood and a bit of brain tissue would be cremated, and my ashes would be shot into the sun, and my blood and brain tissue would be kept safe so I could be cloned when the world needs me again in the future cus some crazy ass thing is happening with a wizard or some crap.

 

[NeedAUserName]

In the words of Frankie Boyle:

Spoiler: Warning Frankie Boyle said this

Drug fueled sex orgy.

But seriously (well I say seriously) but, I suppose free falling from a flying plane into the streets of New York would be pretty cool. Or riding a Nuke like a bull whilst falling in the air.