If you could pick anyone from history to fight, who would it be?

[jamez525]

William Shakespeare. For making me dread English lessons at school.

 

[Vanbael]

I have a few:
1. Liopleurodon, A T-Rex is one thing, but Liopleurodon don't live on land
2. Theodore Roosevelt, because he is the definition of awesome presidents for the US.
3. Adolf Hitler, and I would of course finish him by making him take his own kind of shower.

 

[ElPatron]

Napoleon. AFTER he sent generals to invade Portugal three times. It would only add "insult to injury".

Not only the French were winning because they were lead by a non-Frenchman, they couldn't properly invade a country whose Royal Family was in Brazil. We did get a lot of help from the British during their third attempt. But it's still a defeat. And we were bored of beating up French people, so it's understandable.


*Warning: about 25% of this post isn't serious at all. But I would still like to punch Napoleon*

 

[loc978]

I always wanted to get Edgar Allan Poe in a headlock. That thing is like a pumpkin!

I concur, Brock. I concur.

 

[])rStrangelove]

+1 for Hitler. I'd have the time of my life. He - not so much.

 

[Kamon42]

Chuck Norri..... Hold on someone is knocking on my door.

 

[Scarim Coral]

John Lennon

By all mean I got nothing personal against him. I would fight him out of spite for a former friend of my (a huge Beetles fan).

 

[TheAceTheOne]

Mother Teresa... She could use a punch to the face and I'd probably win. Unless there is some cracked articale out there that says otherwise...

That actually made me laugh. Thanks, mate.

I'd fight... The first governor of Illinois, Bond. Shardrach Bond. Why? No particular reason. I'd probably fight to steal his name.

 

[Count Igor]

Chuck Norri..... Hold on someone is knocking on my door.

Well done. That's the first post I've seen in quite a while that actually made me laugh out loud. ^_^

OT: I can't compete with that. ^
But I'll just go with Batmaaan.
BECAUSE HE'S REAL DAMN YOU.

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

jesus

that way we wouldn't fight, would end up bro fisting and enjoying limitless fish and bread

problem, food crisis?

seriously though, probably someone who was a complete ****** and started an awful trend that still carries to this day. i'd beat the living shit out of them.

Okay, that just made my day.

OT: I'd pick William Shatner...

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Gandhi.

dafaintly gandhi

I played civilization and gandhi was an asshole. Begging for peace on second, declaring world war the next. bastard

Same here he stabbed me in the back one to many times.

 

[Sticky Squid]

Gandhi, I really don't like Gandhi.

 

[Infernostrider]

Gandhi, I really don't like Gandhi.

dang, beat me to it...except i was gonna pick ganhi because i want to be sure i won't be the one biting the dust when all is said and done

skinny guy was SKINNY >< and one of few historical figures of note that i could probably beat in a fight

edit: holy crap, lots of people already said gandhi ><

 

[Hectix777]

Theodore Roosevelt. I need a challenge. I'll get my ass kicked, but it would be worth it.

Ditto, I need to fight someone that says BULLY ALOT!

 

[CthulhuMessiah]

Ghandi.

Let's see who can have a peaceful revolution now!

 

[Broken Orange]

George Bush Sr needs an Ass kicking for giving Jr. the idea he could make it as a politician.

 

[Da Orky Man]

Gilgamesh. Recreate the legendary punch-up from the Epic of Gilgamesh. Winner gets Uruk.

 

[jthm]

Abraham Lincoln. Long arms, tall guy. Good reach, amateur boxer. Sounds like a good challenge.

 

[MassiveGeek]

Certainly not Abraham Lincoln.

Didn't you read the Cracked article? He's one badass ************.

I think I'd want to fight... August Strindberg, the Swedish author. Don't ask me why, but he sort of asks for a punch in the face sometimes(even if I like his work and agree with some of his viewpoints).