If you could press a button, what would that button do?

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NeedAUserName

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pause

or slow motion, so I look faster.

Although "The Red Button" or the button thats got a warning sign is always a good one.
 

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This seems like a spam thread, that will likely be locked. I'm not sure, as this one kinda skirts the line. An interesting idea, but it's looking to be kinda spammy from here.

Anyway, in honor of on-topic:
Musical Button, which fits just above the Panic! button on my car keys. Every time I click it, I shift into the land of musicals, where coreographed dances and fights via snapping and singing are just around the corner. Great for bull fights, gang wars, and English class.

Oh, and Life Keys, much like the car keys, to condense every key or object I can normally open or unlock into a one-button-press deal. Just flick the button, and my house door opens on it's own, or the doors in front of me slide open instead of me physically pushing them open. Yeah, just those.
 

fedpayne

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It would take me to a worthwhile thread. OH WAIT, IT'S CALLED THE BACK BUTTON.

Man, I gottalotta excess rage today.
 

LordOmnit

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fedpayne post=18.71564.729843 said:
It would take me to a worthwhile thread. OH WAIT, IT'S CALLED THE BACK BUTTON.
Actually, unless you were linked by a 'worthwhile' thread, then you would only be taken back to whatever article you were reading, the front page, or the forum's index.
 

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varulfic post=18.71564.729707 said:
It would be a § button. The button would bring down the console for the real world.

sv_gravity 10
sv_friction 0
host_timescale 2.0
bind t "ent_rename vaulfic burnme ;wait; ent_fire burnme ignite"
 

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Anarchemitis post=18.71564.729877 said:
varulfic post=18.71564.729707 said:
It would be a § button. The button would bring down the console for the real world.

sv_gravity 10
sv_friction 0
host_timescale 2.0
bind t "ent_rename vaulfic burnme ;wait; ent_fire burnme ignite"
klapaucius:!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!
 

Chiasm

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I would just have a button that makes all other buttons useless, Therefore my button will be the last button to work in the world,"There can only be one."
 

LordOmnit

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But that would make your button useless afterwards since it wouldn't be able to stop all other buttons again (because they had already been stopped).
That's more like, "There can be only none."

[EDIT]That is unless you are considering that it doesn't stop buttons not yet made.[/EDIT]
 

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LordOmnit post=18.71564.729917 said:
But that would make your button useless afterwards since it wouldn't be able to stop all other buttons again (because they had already been stopped).
That's more like, "There can be only none."

[EDIT]That is unless you are considering that it doesn't stop buttons not yet made.[/EDIT]
Never thought about it like that,But at least I would know Clicky the button had a greater cause in his buttonie life by bringing about the button apocalypse.
 

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It would definitely be that button that gives me 3mg of morphine every time I press it. But the bastards only let it work every 5 minutes. Damn them! They took it away from me too. Damn them again!
 

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Danny Ocean post=18.71564.729902 said:
Anarchemitis post=18.71564.729877 said:
varulfic post=18.71564.729707 said:
It would be a § button. The button would bring down the console for the real world.

sv_gravity 10
sv_friction 0
host_timescale 2.0
bind t "ent_rename vaulfic burnme ;wait; ent_fire burnme ignite"
klapaucius:!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!
OMFG! Sorry to get all random and stuff, but isn't that the money/repeat code for the original sims? HA!
 

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a button to get rid of my science teacher forever and make me never take that class again then the button would let me bring one person live forever and i would use it right before i die so that when i did die it would be me or maybe not
 

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Just some of my personnel favourites
 

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A Genie button- You know, the type that grant the wish you speak.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdWCjUG2ffU
I suppose that will do for now.
 

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milomalo post=18.71564.729720 said:
a chuck norris button... he will come and kill all my enemies and to tell me jokes
There is no chin unde- no, No, NO!!! I promised myself I wouldn't!
 

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I would want a button, that if pressed, would give me a pound. I could then give the pound to homeless people when walking past, or keep pressing until I have a lot of money for myself/others.
 

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needausername post=18.71564.729828 said:
pause

or slow motion, so I look faster.

Although "The Red Button" or the button thats got a warning sign is always a good one.
close 2nd

1st: a button that spawns more buttons and those new buttons would be the "wish" buttons