If you could punch one person....?

[LittleChone]

Chuck Norris.

I'm curious to see how many of his mythes are actually true...

 

[SomeBrianDude]

George Lucas, again and again until he stops milking Staw Wars.

 

[DiMono]

Osama. In the dick. With a mercury-lined glove.

 

[Atmos Duality]

Myself. 14 years ago.
For being such an insipid twat.

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

The governator.Will that hypocrite shut it already?OH LOOK VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES!!KILL!
But sir aren't you in a plethora of violent movies like your recent blunder/hit The Expendables?

 

[sean.A7x]

Gary neville or any member of JLS

 

[Dr Snakeman]

I'd punch Kim Jong Il. Send the tyrannical, wrinkly little prick flying.

I'm surprised no one else has said this.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

I'd punch Bobby Kotick for being a dick to his employees, his customers, and everyone else in general.

You're given the chance to punch one person in the face, anyone you like, without consequence.
Remember it's only one person so no 'Dickhead X and/or Dickhead Y'.

My choice, Jack Thompson the lawyer from Florida who won't shut his face about how games are ruining children but still has to make up evidence to prove it.

Ex-lawer. Florida retired his lawyering license in 2008.

I admire your courage, but I did warn you. I'm on my way now.

Hey, hey, hey, did I say he shouldn't punch him?

You should learn to read the posts above yours

Uh, you should learn to write less confusing posts?

Okay, time to explain the joke.

Read your original post. Now look at the one above it.

Get it now? You were the one who posted after him, so beniki is "comin' to getcha". Be ready for a punch in the face.

 

[crudus]

One of the guys that threatened to kill me. Well, not the one that I did punch.

Who threatened to kill you!? What happened?
Side note: Carry a long lanyard key chain with a heavy duty lock on the end. If anyone attacks you, flail them.

This idea is for self defense only.

9-10 people have. One of them actually (tried) to follow through but quite clearly failed. I have survived this long, so I should be fine. Just in case though, I carry three knives on me at all times.

 

[MR.Spartacus]

Joe Don Baker for constantly saying "try me" in Final Justice. This may seem a bit insane but I genuinely want to punch him for that. Right in his stupid fat mouth whilst holding a roll of quarters! Can I hold a roll of quarters in this hypothetical situation?

 

[Hashime]

The Mathematician Taylor. His Expansion is making my head hurt in ways that I could not think it could.

So you'd punch Isaac Newton? Well, I'd punch a poacher...BUT it's a falcon punch, so it kills all poachers.

No, Brook Taylor is not newton.

 

[DanDeFool]

God.

Yeah, maybe He's not a "person" per-se, but I think He's personified often enough to count.

Then I'd tell him to get off His divine ass and recruit some devotees to update The Bible for modern times. 2000 years is a long time to go between editions, and we could use some official guidance on things like stem cell research, gay marriage, whether or not Barack Obama really is "Black Jesus", and whether "love thy neigbhor" means "love thy neighbor, regardless of who or what they are" or "love thy neighbor, unless they are a Jew/Muslim/homosexual/transgender/atheist/Mormon/black/white/hispanic/politician/etc."

EDIT: Oh yeah, and I'd tell Him to go ahead and remove evil from the Human race, even if it means getting rid of free will. If being steered around by God every day of my life means no more children in Africa will die of AIDS, I call that an even trade.

 

[Double A]

I'd punch Bobby Kotick for being a dick to his employees, his customers, and everyone else in general.

You're given the chance to punch one person in the face, anyone you like, without consequence.
Remember it's only one person so no 'Dickhead X and/or Dickhead Y'.

My choice, Jack Thompson the lawyer from Florida who won't shut his face about how games are ruining children but still has to make up evidence to prove it.

Ex-lawer. Florida retired his lawyering license in 2008.

I admire your courage, but I did warn you. I'm on my way now.

Hey, hey, hey, did I say he shouldn't punch him?

You should learn to read the posts above yours

Uh, you should learn to write less confusing posts?

Okay, time to explain the joke.

Read your original post. Now look at the one above it.

Get it now? You were the one who posted after him, so beniki is "comin' to getcha". Be ready for a punch in the face.

Even if I had got that at first, it still wouldn't have been funny.

 

[Asuka Soryu]

Uwe Boll.

Hope you're ready to make sure you do it with an Iron fist... the douche has been known to beat the living crap out of his critics in Boxing....Guy's got one hell of a hook.

Trust me I think we all want to punch him, but I doubt there are few here who would be ready for his retaliation

"You're given the chance to punch one person in the face, anyone you like, without consequence."

Wouldn't retaliation be considered a 'consequence' of ones action?

 

[Madara XIII]

Uwe Boll.

Hope you're ready to make sure you do it with an Iron fist... the douche has been known to beat the living crap out of his critics in Boxing....Guy's got one hell of a hook.

Trust me I think we all want to punch him, but I doubt there are few here who would be ready for his retaliation

"You're given the chance to punch one person in the face, anyone you like, without consequence."

Wouldn't retaliation be considered a 'consequence' of ones action?

Awww crap....Should have read that a bit closer. Sorry...Well with that said I'd be happy to throw a punch at that smug german tax loop-hole using son of a gun

 

[Asuka Soryu]

Uwe Boll.

Hope you're ready to make sure you do it with an Iron fist... the douche has been known to beat the living crap out of his critics in Boxing....Guy's got one hell of a hook.

Trust me I think we all want to punch him, but I doubt there are few here who would be ready for his retaliation

"You're given the chance to punch one person in the face, anyone you like, without consequence."

Wouldn't retaliation be considered a 'consequence' of ones action?

Awww crap....Should have read that a bit closer. Sorry...Well with that said I'd be happy to throw a punch at that smug german tax loop-hole using son of a gun

It's okay. No harm done.

I'm sure my friend could take him in a fight though. xD My friend's sort of a hard-working freak, he constantly works out, runs everywhere... he used to walk to my house wich is over a city aways in distance. And he's a boxer who spends time practicing his fighting skills. o.o He freaked me out by doing a hand stand with fingers.

 

[Milo Windby]

I am not really one for violence... but I have to admit... I have more then one person I would like to punch in the face... and honestly, I cant choose one at all x_x

 

[Zeema]

Whoever posts last i will punch him or her that should keep the thread going

 

[imudkip]

The person in charge of FOX, for cancelling Firefly and renewing bullcrap like Glee.

 

[Aggressor and Usurper]

Jared Leto.
Hard.
In the eye.
With brass knuckles.