If you could punch one person....?

[Sassafrass]

Anyone who quotes me in this thread. XD [sup]Not really, love you all. ...Apart from him. You know who I mean.[/sup]

And possibly every politician who has lied.
...Fuck, I'm going to have a broken wrist afterwards.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

I think these two xkcd comics explain my views of this thread

Spoiler: Part 1

Spoiler: Part 2

Anywho, for the sake of discussion, I'd probably punch David Cameron. In fact, any politician who works by their own agenda with no actual regard for the people their party doesn't represent. So... any politician.

 

[Cliff_m85]

Mother Teresa, if she were alive.

Since she'd dead I'd have to say my alternative choice would be the current Pope.

 

[spartan1077]

My sexist religion teacher who confuses me every day with his stupid religous ideas.
Examples! Someone in my clas asked how we konow the bible is true then the people are dead and he responded, "They arn't dead."....:?

 

[dj_8612]

Glenn Beck without even having to think about it the total idiot

 

[Jegsimmons]

jack Thompson

 

[silver wolf009]

Bill O'Reilly or Rachel Maddow. I'm tired of his conservative tinted window pane infront of my T.V. and I am sick of her pro-liberal beer goggles that are mandated to enjoy her show.

 

[Dragunai]

You're given the chance to punch one person in the face, anyone you like, without consequence.
Remember it's only one person so no 'Dickhead X and/or Dickhead Y'.

My choice, Jack Thompson the lawyer from Florida who won't shut his face about how games are ruining children but still has to make up evidence to prove it.

Is he the douche that got the "Taliban" renamed "Opposing Force" in Medal of Honour despite no islamic objections?

Cause if he is then yeh. Id like to stand him next to Michael Atkinson and the douche who leads the PTC and punch Jack in the face using a Newtons Craddle effect to punish all 3 with my 1 punch.

They are hurting games for the sake of making a name for themselves.

 

[Macgyvercas]

I can't decide between Fred Phelps for being a jerk, or Michael Atkinson for being an idiot.

I'll get back to you.

I'm from Kansas so I get first dibs on Phelps.

Fair enough. Atkinson is mine then.

 

[swolf]

You know, I would end up punching myself for not being able to decide who on the list I would most want to/most deserves a punch.

 

[mrmostlymittens]

my roommate...he's such a waste of life.

 

[Hashime]

The Mathematician Taylor. His Expansion is making my head hurt in ways that I could not think it could.

 

[Ampersand]

If given the chance I'd like to punch myself.
I wanna see how hard I can hit.

 

[Ampersand]

Punch JFK on his side before he was shot. Effectively making him dodge the bullet.

You really know how to think outside the box don't you.

 

[CheckD3]

The Governator, why? First off, he's going to try and fight video games. Secondly, if I could punch him, I'd feel awesome, because I just punched one of the largest people in the world. But also, the video game thing. He's doing it for stupid reasons and just...crap...why Arnold, why?!

 

[Vrach]

Arnold Schwarzenegger. Seriously, enough reasons in the world, besides, when else would you get an opportunity to punch him without consequences?

The Governator, why? First off, he's going to try and fight video games. Secondly, if I could punch him, I'd feel awesome, because I just punched one of the largest people in the world. But also, the video game thing. He's doing it for stupid reasons and just...crap...why Arnold, why?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6Qi9QaL0Lg#t=1m32s

 

[teh_Canape]

I'm from Kansas so I get first dibs on Phelps.

and I'd punch the shit out of you

hard enough to get you amnesia

therefore you can punch that fucker all you want and feel each one like the first punch

(thats how much that guy pisses me off)

 

[Pickledo]

Don't even need to think about this, Justin Bieber.