If you could punch one person

[rancher of monsters]

So if you could punch one person in the history of the human race, without repercussions, who would it be.

EDIT: For the sake of remaining civil lets refrain from picking religous figures.

 

[Marter]

My step-father. =D

 

[Th37thTrump3t]

Obama

 

[ComicsAreWeird]

Hitler. Hey, it worked for Captain America.

 

[The Amazing Tea Alligator]

The guy who invented punching - see how he likes it.

 

[rockyoumonkeys]

Sarah Palin

 

[Ukasuy]

Steve Jobs. He and his company have made technology about fashion rather than performance and value.

 

[PeePantz]

Terry Shiavo. I just think it would be...hmm...gratifying.

 

[teh_Canape]

punch myself hard enough to get amnesia, then go and punch the shit out of Kotick or Jack Thompson

and enjoy each punch as if it was the first ^-^

 

[MassiveGeek]

Stephenie Meyer.

 

[philosophicalbastard]

Ghandi... I'd definetly punch Ghandi.

 

[Subzerowings]

Spoiler: Him!

Come on, you know you want to hit Kotick square in the face.

 

[Daniel Laeben-Rosen]

I'd try to go for the really obvious ones, but I'm just gonna go with a former friend of mine. A bastard so whiny he managed whining about having a job and girlfriend. To me while I was recently dumped and unemployed. To name one of many examples.
Honestly I'd just like to give that asshole something to really whine about.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

David Cameron.

Spiked Knuckle duster and one punch for every word in the following sentence: "Get the fuck of the economy, the taxes, the loans and the student fees you greedy little miserly man before I cave your face in so far you start smelling your damn collar."

By then, I hope, he would in fact be smelling his own collar. From hell.

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

Well, I'd say my mom, but I always imagined taking her out with a Sparta Kick to the chest.

 

[Kajt]

Carl XVI Gustaf of Sweden [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_XVI_Gustaf_of_Sweden]. I have nothing against the man, but I think it would be hilarious.

 

[Tartarga]

Kanye West. If there was ever a douchebag that needed to be punched in the face it is him. Plus it might knock out one of his diamond teeth and I could sell it on eBay.

 

[MR T3D]

People whom want to punch people only if they don't have to deal with consequences.

 

[Cogwheel]

Myself.

Seriously, I hate that guy.


Kidding aside, no one. I'm a pacifist - if I actually hurt anyone intentionally, however slightly, I'd feel awful.