If you could punch one person

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LazyArtist

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I would punch Lady Gaga. Maybe that would fix her music and fashion sense, or just put her out of her misery. Either one is fine by me!
 

SenseOfTumour

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I'd have to go with Cowell for his crimes against the music industry, Piers Morgan for his crimes against talent, or maybe Paul Dacre, owner of the Daily Mail for crimes against truth and facts.

I know that's three, so call it a left, a right and a headbutt.

That or hold a model of a cathedral and smack Berlosconi (?) in the face, because he'd get deja vu along with the pain.
 

Nyaliva

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Seriously, just one person? Can't I choose one type of person? Like anyone who actually thinks the urban gangsta lifestyle is awesome and something to aspire to? Or perhaps the corporate shills who have removed all meaning from almost everything nowadays so that they can squeeze every penny from us for almost no effort (and what little effort is put in is usually put in by someone other than them who gets paid a lot less)?

One person eh? How about Justin Bieber? No, everyone else would be doing that. Hitler? No, again, an easy target. You know what, I'll go with Tony Abbott.
 

Engarde

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Ramsses the Great or Montezuma II. Come on, who wouldn't want to be able to say 'For I am the man who punched Ozymandius, king of kings. Look upon his black eye, and despair.'
 

Scarim Coral

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I kind of suprise that I'm the first person to say M. Night Shyamalan (I guess there are a lot more hated people then him).
He needs a dose of reality with my fist.
 

Tanner The Monotone

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rockyoumonkeys said:
Mr Scott said:
rockyoumonkeys said:
Sarah Palin
Gawd, I totally agree. Now she's got some bullshit "reality show" on cable. Makes us Alaskans look like narcissistic Nimrods. I'd punch her so hard!
I'd punch her from a helicopter.

See what I did there?
The helicopter would crash and kill a moose. How would that make you feel?