If you could put two portals anywhere?

[RatRace123]

One in my room, facing the TV and one in the bathroom, facing the toilet.
Never again shall I miss a single second of any show due to my tiny weak bladder.

 

[Zinthys]

One in my house and the other on a piece of wall mounted to the back of a truck.

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

My room <-> Girlfriend's

/thread

Just to stop it being low content I first contemplated putting the second one in the fridge for a split second.

 

[Ciartan]

This thread really reminded me of this for some reason: http://www.electricretard.com/portal/ .
If i really had a portal gun tho, id put one on the moon and DESTROY THE EARTH, or something like that.

 

[Ris]

1. One portal in New York (Times Square?)
2. One portal in London (Picadilly Circus?)
3. ???
4. Profit

And by ??? I mean charge people to use it thereby making a fortune.

damn, beat me to it.

 

[Venereus]

One at moon and one at China.

Overpopulation solved

If you solve China's "overpopulation" that fast, you'd break the global economy.

 

[Longsight]

Portal-oo!

 

[Snake Plissken]

My bedroom the the Las Vegas strip.

 

[Mcupobob]

My room <-> Girlfriend's

I was gonna say remote location and bank vault but this has a more practical application.

 

[LittleChone]

I'd use it to screw with people. Because it would be fun as hell.

Also, maybe this:

You are fucking evil!!!!!!! Can we be friends?

 

[Death God]

My room and Paris, France. That way if something happens in America, I can jump over to France. Plus, I love Paris anyways even though I've never been there.

 

[Bloodstain]

Somewhere near my house and somewhere in Berlin (lots of friends of mine live there).
And charge other people for passing through it. Hah.

 

[LittleChone]

Not original, but would be totally awesome!

 

[Azmael Silverlance]

My house and... A bank vault?
No wait. My neighbours house and a bank vault. To help throw off suspicion.

Thats exactly what i thought when i red the name of the thread

Man humanity is going to hell isnt it X_X

 

[Just_A_Glitch]

I'm going to join in with all the people saying a toilet.

My toiler and right above Anthony Kiedis' head. Dude acts like a shithead, might as well make him one.

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

Seems to be said a lot, but my room and my girlfriends... so long as there's a way to keep my family from finding it.

 

[Speakercone]

Buy a house in London and one in New York. Portal in each one. Charge people to use the portal as quick transit. Watch airline industry shit itself.