If you could rename your country?

[Nivag the Owl]

I call Awesometon! or... The Egglands.

 

[iamthehorde]

renaming germany to "the hive" because i always get the feeling a lot of people here are controlled by something like a collective conscious that makes them the same kind of asshole regardless of their opinion on certain topics.

another alternative would be "no, you´re wrong" or "old republic", because our people are old, don´t know how to work the internet but still think they know everything better because they claim to have rebuilt the country while all of this wouldn´t have been possible without all the people from turkey, italy, spain, polan, portugal or morocco who came here as super cheap workers for all the work my fellow countrymen didn´t feel like doing back then.

on a positive note, i think "schnitzelhaus" would be kind of sweet. it has no negative connotation and carnivores all over the planet love schnitzel. schnitzel or other meat dishes are at least one thing germans and tend to agree about.

 

[Doitpow]

Kanto...then i'd close my eyes for ten seconds and pray...then if there wern't pokemon everywhere when i opened them again i'd kill myself

 

[NghtmaresXNoVaKaiNe]

i would rename Iceland to Greenland and Greenland to Iceland

Weaksauce...the kind you put on a strong burger to make it slightly less tasty, but also to make sure it doesn't strangle you when you try to swallow.

As for what I'd rename my country...

TheCrapOutOfYou

Because if anyone ever threatened to bomb us, they'd say "We're gonna bomb TheCrapOutOfYou..."

Yeah...that would be awesome.