If you could shape-shift into any animal, which would you choose?
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A pig. 30 minute orgasm? Count me in!
Also, I'd actually be bacon. That's got to be worth something.
Also, I'd actually be bacon. That's got to be worth something.
MEGALODON! F yeah! Took the words right outta my mouth.Jewrean said:You double-posted the thread btw.
OT: Is it allowed to be creatures that no longer exist?
For sheer love, a llama, since they are my favorite animals. For practicality reasons, probably a bird so I could fly. That seems like it would come in handy every day.
Being a God would be nice, but if that sort of fictional stuff isn't allowed, then Cthulhu all the way.
An Octopus. Because that shit is boss enough to be psychic.
Or a Colossal Squid...because I always wanted to be Cthulu.
Or a Colossal Squid...because I always wanted to be Cthulu.
I would never go within a hundred miles of a fucking ocean again if that thing still existed.Jewrean said:You double-posted the thread btw.
OT: Is it allowed to be creatures that no longer exist?
OT: I would be a Killer Whale, because they have the largest penises in the world.
You know that you'd die once you had crazy tentacle sex right? If you can't even have sex with d'em other octobitches, is it even really worth it?FirebirdXR said:
A bird of some kind, for ease of movement. Or, a pig, because they have orgasms that last for 30 goddamn minutes.
Tricky one, if I were a cat I could try and move in with a young single woman and be her child-substitute, but I would be several flavours of badass if I were a bird of prey. Or I could be a Raven and just go around tormenting people, especially if I could talk.
Quoth the Raven 'Nevermore'.
Depends if I would retain my conscience or not, if I became purely driven by instincts then that'd suck, but if I kept a human capacity for thought I could RULE ZE VURLD!
Quoth the Raven 'Nevermore'.
Depends if I would retain my conscience or not, if I became purely driven by instincts then that'd suck, but if I kept a human capacity for thought I could RULE ZE VURLD!
Snow Leopard.
They may not be the largest of the big cats, but they are stocky, and the most well balanced.
Their large paws and heavy tail give them supreme balance, allowing them to scale the mountains effortlessly, and their low profile gives them the perfect edge when launching sneak attacks on prey.
They are built for ambush so thoroughly, they even lack the ability to roar! The most sound they can produce is a low growl of a soft chuff. ((Most big cats cannot purr, or are built to thick for it to be heard. A chuff is the equivalent to a purr though.))
Personally, i think being a cat is preferable to being a dog/bird/fish/insect. And honestly, chicks dig cats! Especially soft, thick furred cats and are very cuddly with them.
They may not be the largest of the big cats, but they are stocky, and the most well balanced.
Their large paws and heavy tail give them supreme balance, allowing them to scale the mountains effortlessly, and their low profile gives them the perfect edge when launching sneak attacks on prey.
They are built for ambush so thoroughly, they even lack the ability to roar! The most sound they can produce is a low growl of a soft chuff. ((Most big cats cannot purr, or are built to thick for it to be heard. A chuff is the equivalent to a purr though.))
Personally, i think being a cat is preferable to being a dog/bird/fish/insect. And honestly, chicks dig cats! Especially soft, thick furred cats and are very cuddly with them.
I'd probably be a Aussie magpie. They're pretty cool looking and regularly kick the shit out of the crows around my place.
Either that, or a sulpher-crested cockatoo.
Either that, or a sulpher-crested cockatoo.