If you could shape shift!

[recoverytwo]

Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, A dragon,Brad Pitt just to get laid.
At some point i would go to a convention and turn into a video game character the way they look in the game to see people e shit their pants.

 

[Rakkana]

WereWolf!

 

[AngloDoom]

We can only choose one form?

*Sigh*

...Dragon. A huge, great, three-hundred-foot monster that breathes fire, flies, with near bullet-resistance scales. A proper manly beast.

 

[RnAoDm]

Professional celebrity chef and go into restaurants saying all the food is terrible. Or into other regular people and get them into trouble with friends/family/lovers then sit back and watch the fireworks. Or maybe animals and follow someone round telling them they are cursed and they can talk to animals.

Could be so many things to do....

 

[Communist partisan]

i would turn into stubbs and terrorise ppl

 

[vodkainferno]

I won't say, in fear of the banhammer.

 

[DemonicVixen]

Definatly a kitten. Though not too young as i don't want to be totally helpless.

 

[Burst6]

i would turn into a bird, a supersonic bird that has a amazing digestive system and great aim. There are a few people who need to get hit on the head by bird droppings.

 

[Random Argument Man]

I already did. You can catch a blimp of my shapeshifting powers with this

Oh ih oh ih oh ih oh

 

[rokkolpo]

i would do everything EVERYTHING.

 

[RatRace123]

I'd shapeshift into a hot chick. That's not weird is it?

 

[DarkMessiah]

I would change into a UFO then do an aerial tour of Africa and South America.

If it was unidentified, how would you know what you were shape shifting into?

OT: A dragon for transport and terrorising villages and whatnot, and people I know for general amusement/blackmail.

 

[ParadoxBG]

I just wanna go down the line and tally how many people wrote variations on 'tampon', but I can't atm. Maybe later.

PS. Swim with the dolphins. AS A SHARK!

 

[Rigs83]

Anything is better than me.

 

[sgtshock]

I'd shapeshift into a horrible monster and scare the crap out of my worst enemies. Then, when he runs away to get help, I'll hide/transform into something small. Everyone will think he's crazy, and when they leave, I'll transform into a hideous monster again. Repeat until he ends up in the Psych Ward.

 

[Kajt]

MAN. BEAR. PIG.

Sheogorath.

 

[PunchClockVillain]

I would transform into another person, stalk them until they are driven to insanity, find a different person, repeat...

I'd give my self a massive beard, flannel shirt and an axe.

Or I would transform into Monty Python and follow you around while singing.

 

[wizzerd229]

Wolf, with differing levels of Wolfishness and Humanoidness

 

[Blackhol]

The president and then run naked throughout Washington D.C

 

[Soxafloppin]

The president and then run naked throughout Washington D.C

That would be outstanding.

It would be fun to turn into the pope and walk around in a slayer T shirt or something.